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  • Originally posted by Alex Good

    I hate stupid people.
    Join the club of people who hate you, then.

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    • Back to the original topic of the thread: I was at the grocery store last Friday and they had their free samples out. Normally, I'm content to ignore it all while SWG tries them. One of the sample ladies asked SWG why I wasn't trying it if he was. SWG gave her a "none of your damn business" look and said "She can't eat grains or soy." The sample lady said "but this is white bread, and it doesn't have any soy sauce on it." At this point, I'm just watching the show. SWG stares at her and says "What do you think white bread is made from? Clouds? Pixy dust? Soylent Green?" and walks off.
      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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      • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
        Back to the original topic of the thread: I was at the grocery store last Friday and they had their free samples out. Normally, I'm content to ignore it all while SWG tries them. One of the sample ladies asked SWG why I wasn't trying it if he was. SWG gave her a "none of your damn business" look and said "She can't eat grains or soy." The sample lady said "but this is white bread, and it doesn't have any soy sauce on it." At this point, I'm just watching the show. SWG stares at her and says "What do you think white bread is made from? Clouds? Pixy dust? Soylent Green?" and walks off.
        I don't know who SWG is, but he sounds awesome!

        Are there really people out there who don't know that bread is made from grains??? I weep for the future...

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        • Originally posted by Jaradel View Post
          Are there really people out there who don't know that bread is made from grains??? I weep for the future...
          Yep. I'll tell people I don't eat wheat and they reply "But it's white bread, not wheat!"

          I had another guy, a customer on one of my routes who was super grateful because I really went out of my way instead of just shrugging my shoulders and driving off. He ran a bakery, so he offered me as much pastry as I wanted.

          "Thanks. I appreciate the offer, but I don't eat wheat."
          "No, there's no meat in these!"
          "Wheat. I don't eat wheat."

          And then just gave me a look like I was the most helpful idiot he'd ever seen.
          Durp.

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          • Originally posted by RitaRose View Post
            Yep. I'll tell people I don't eat wheat and they reply "But it's white bread, not wheat!"
            OMG, THIS!!! This happens to me several times a week. Oh, the conversations I have sometimes.

            I will only say that people honestly don't know what grains are outside of the context of a Cheerios commercial.

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            • Originally posted by quelsen View Post
              Sexy Quelsen is Sexy :-)
              Yup..your hot..just sayin
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              • Any time you want to feel pissed off, just go to HuffPo's Healthy Living section.

                In this article, as with much of their dietary drivel, you can pretty much take whatever they say and do the exact opposite.

                Originally posted by HuffPo's Bullshit Quackery
                So what to avoid? The American Heart Association reports that saturated fats occur naturally in animal-based foods such as fatty beef, lamb, pork, poultry with skin, cream, butter and cheese, as well as certain plant-based foods, such as palm oil and coconut oil.

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                • Originally posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
                  Any time you want to feel pissed off, just go to HuffPo's Healthy Living section.

                  In this article, as with much of their dietary drivel, you can pretty much take whatever they say and do the exact opposite.
                  Ugh..travesty!!!!
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                  • Originally posted by Jaradel View Post
                    I don't know who SWG is, but he sounds awesome!

                    Are there really people out there who don't know that bread is made from grains??? I weep for the future...
                    Perhaps he is 'swag'?
                    Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

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                    5,000 Cal Fat <> 5,000 Cal Carbs
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                    TQP: I find for me that nutrition is much more important than what I do in the gym.
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                    • Originally posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
                      Any time you want to feel pissed off, just go to HuffPo's Healthy Living section.

                      In this article, as with much of their dietary drivel, you can pretty much take whatever they say and do the exact opposite.
                      Once organizations balloon, motives change, losing focus on the their original intent; thus, they're easily bought out by lobbyists... That's why I'm not fond of organizations, for the most part.
                      If you have a problem with what you read: 1. Get a dictionary 2. Don't read it 3. Grow up 4. After 3, go back to 1/ or 2. -- Dennis Blue. | "I don't care about your opinion, only your analysis"- Professor Calabrese. | "Life is more important than _______" - Drew | I eat animals that eat vegetables -- Matt Millen, former NFL Linebacker. | "This country is built on sugar & shit that comes in a box marinated in gluten - abc123

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                      • Originally posted by magicmerl View Post
                        Perhaps he is 'swag'?
                        SWG is a very dear friend of mine, nicknamed SouthWest Guy on the boards because he showed up to my wedding in a suit that looked like he stole it from a SouthWest flight attendent, hence, SWG.
                        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                        • Originally posted by karatepig View Post
                          Alex, you just seem to be crying out for attention to me.
                          Note that I have not yet insulted you. Beware my wit before you give a smart-ass response.
                          And changing your post so that my response no longer applies to it isn't wit.
                          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                          • This showed up in my fb newsfeed:

                            "Unlike Simpson, who's eaten everything from buttered Pop-Tarts to cantaloupe with salt while pregnant, Polizzi is more mindful of her diet. "[Jessica] said she indulged in everything that she wanted," she told Us at the MTV Upfronts in NYC. "I'm trying to each healthy -- fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all."

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                            • oh wow! I have no words to that.

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                              • Does anyone really care what "Snooki" has to say anyway?? LOL
                                Ramblings of an Unamused Mouse (Lots of Food Porn, Too!)

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