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  • If we had a points system, why would we need MDA? Where else can you start a thread entitled "I ate a cracker yesterday, am I going to die?" "While eating at a family member's house, I had butter that wasn't from grass-fed cows, will my blood sugar spike and shut my internal organs down?" And countless other mini-crises?
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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      • Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
        If we had a points system, why would we need MDA? Where else can you start a thread entitled "I ate a cracker yesterday, am I going to die?" "While eating at a family member's house, I had butter that wasn't from grass-fed cows, will my blood sugar spike and shut my internal organs down?" And countless other mini-crises?
        Lol! So true. Those really amuse me, I tell them to my bf from time to time. He thinks they're hilarious and he's not even primal
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        • Originally posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
          Y'know, maybe that's what Primal needs. Some damned "points system," so we don't ever have to think for ourselves.

          I like it.
          But that is the joy of primal you don't need to think about it all you have to do is eat real food - simples!
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          • Originally posted by Dirlot View Post
            But that is the joy of primal you don't need to think about it all you have to do is eat real food - simples!
            Nah, sounds too easy! What if I need 43% fat, not 42% fat? If I don't obsess over every detail, how can I possibly know that I'm healthy?
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            • Originally posted by Owly View Post
              Nah, sounds too easy! What if I need 43% fat, not 42% fat? If I don't obsess over every detail, how can I possibly know that I'm healthy?
              OMG you are so out of touch...don't you know new studies recommend a ratio was 42.5%.
              Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
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              • Originally posted by Dirlot View Post
                But that is the joy of primal you don't need to think about it all you have to do is eat real food - simples!
                I'd quite like a points system.

                Skinless chicken breast - 500 points.
                Steak - 1000 points.
                e.t.c.

                How many points can you accrue?

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                • Originally posted by Baloo View Post
                  I'd quite like a points system.

                  Skinless chicken breast - 500 points.
                  Steak - 1000 points.
                  e.t.c.

                  How many points can you accrue?
                  So how many points for a 24 hour IF?
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                  • Originally posted by Dirlot View Post
                    But that is the joy of primal you don't need to think about it all you have to do is eat real food - simples!
                    It's totally simple, you get one point for grass fed beef and a total of 10000 points a day. A point for butter, a half a point for partied bacon, and 1000 points for cake. Simple.
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                    • Originally posted by Clymb View Post
                      Lol! So true. Those really amuse me, I tell them to my bf from time to time. He thinks they're hilarious and he's not even primal
                      This is the best one ever.

                      http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread48057.html
                      If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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                      • Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
                        LOL, yeah dude... worry about the freakin' OREOS... hilarity.

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                        • Originally posted by Trifith View Post
                          So how many points for a 24 hour IF?
                          Open to suggestions...

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                          • Originally posted by Trifith View Post
                            So how many points for a 24 hour IF?
                            Negative eleventy-three.

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                            • so the person with the most/least points (depending how we score) gets to be king Grok for the month?
                              Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
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                              • Originally posted by Dirlot View Post
                                so the person with the most/least points (depending how we score) gets to be king Grok for the month?
                                I think introducing the title of King to a bunch of cavemen and women would be a terrible mistake. The king would behead their rivals and use them as bait for sabertooth tigers. Well, I would anyway. But the general idea is that we are too competitive and cutthroat for a king. Mass murders and pillaging would ensue, causing groups to break into clans or hordes to better defend themselves. The ousted king's kids would be forced to eat Quaker oatmeal and drink diet Coke (but it's diet!) until they were no longer suited for primal life with their little fat wheat bellies. The moon would lose gravitational pull on the earth, causing our axis to be at 27.2 degrees, not 26.5, global warming would cause panic every spring but subdue every winter. I could go on and on, but a big ole' NO to the king idea.
                                If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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