I had to call into work sick today because I ate something I'm allergic to yesterday. I narrowed it down to either the homemade cupcake (yellow cake with chocolate frosting, no way in hell was I turning that down) or hot dogs my co-worker brought as her half of lunch (my half was chili.) Upon cross-examining her, I discovered that she uses shortening in her baked goods because it's "healthier than butter." Mind you, my sole confirmed food allergy is cottonseed oil. So, in her misguided attempt to make a cupcake healthier (WTF? Crisco is healthier than butter?! Even in the CW world that doesn't fly!), I came down with the migraine from hell.
No announcement yet.
Funny CW moments