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  • I came face-to-face with a carton of fat-free half-and-half yesterday. W...T...F???

    In re: MJ tangent--I've never been much of a drinker at all, but here in the emerald PNW MJ abounds. Copious consumption hasn't seemed to hinder weight loss for me =)
    “Falconry is not a hobby or an amusement; it is a rage. You eat and drink it, sleep it and think it. You tremble to write of it, even in recollection. It is as King James the First remarked, an extreme stirrer up of passions.” --T.H. White, The Godstone and the Blackymor

    "The world must be all fucked up when men travel first class and literature goes as freight."
    - Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

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    • Originally posted by mixie View Post
      I came face-to-face with a carton of fat-free half-and-half yesterday. W...T...F???
      I know! I've seen that! It's like............................grabs REAL low-heat pasturized, organic half and half.....

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      • Originally posted by mixie View Post
        In re: MJ tangent--I've never been much of a drinker at all, but here in the emerald PNW MJ abounds. Copious consumption hasn't seemed to hinder weight loss for me =)
        So that's your secret to keeping your sense of humor when sparring with some of the Manlier Men around here. Ahh. I see.

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        • Originally posted by HeatherJ View Post
          Anyone heard the theory that THC is a natural metabolic stimulant? One of my [stoner] friends insists that THC really speeds up your metabolism, and if you can avoid the munchies you will lose weight. However, I dont know if anyone could actually do that, as the metabolic advantage would be negated by the uncontrollable urge to eat snacks. :P
          Maybe. If your a rat, THC increased your metabolism, enhanced survival rates, and decreased tumor occurances while you were force fed THC dissolved in corn oil, vs control. THC also prevented peroxide-related oxidation damage better than most anti-oxidants. I don't know how dramatically it affects metabolism though, I couldn't say I've tracked my toking and weight loss.

          Brushing my teeth when the munchies starts to come along completely kills them for me, I can't stand the taste of toothpaste and any type of food.
          Last edited by Parshath; 11-24-2011, 11:32 AM.

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          • Hey guys, apparently heart disease runs in the family and it's in your genetics.

            My parents told me this and I said "that's the most rediculous thing I've ever heard."

            *foot insert mouth*

            I should have asked which gene is responsible, because then you can just deactivate the protein.

            Even conventional wisdom says diet and exercise help cholesterol levels.
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            • Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
              So that's your secret to keeping your sense of humor when sparring with some of the Manlier Men around here. Ahh. I see.
              ;09
              “Falconry is not a hobby or an amusement; it is a rage. You eat and drink it, sleep it and think it. You tremble to write of it, even in recollection. It is as King James the First remarked, an extreme stirrer up of passions.” --T.H. White, The Godstone and the Blackymor

              "The world must be all fucked up when men travel first class and literature goes as freight."
              - Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

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              • "It's not genetically modified, It's genetically enhanced."
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                • so the neighbor comes over while I am making dinner. I was making my italian sausage stuffing (totally primal!). As I am cooking I explain, that we do not eat grains. Her response but you eat wheat bread right?

                  head:cabinet
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                  • Originally posted by athomeontherange View Post
                    so the neighbor comes over while I am making dinner. I was making my italian sausage stuffing (totally primal!). As I am cooking I explain, that we do not eat grains. Her response but you eat wheat bread right?

                    head:cabinet
                    Face all the palms!!!!!
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                    • Originally posted by fpsjosh01 View Post
                      Face all the palms!!!!!
                      And grab me a coconut!
                      In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                      • I had a moment in university class today:

                        There's this VERY petite girl in my class, very thin and looks in good health. I see her browsing the Dr. Oz website quite often, and I get the gist that she tries to take care of her health.

                        This morning, she comes to class looking positively worn out. Dark circles, pale blotchy face, and just not right. She then told us how she just started a 'master cleanse' diet a couple days ago. AKA, eat nothing but maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper to remove 'toxins'. Apparently she's going to live off those three substances for the next two weeks.

                        *sigh*
                        There aren't many problems in life that can't be solved by sleeping it off, or adding more butter.

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                        • Originally posted by Tealia View Post
                          ...This morning, she comes to class looking positively worn out. Dark circles, pale blotchy face, and just not right. She then told us how she just started a 'master cleanse' diet a couple days ago. AKA, eat nothing but maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper to remove 'toxins'. Apparently she's going to live off those three substances for the next two weeks.

                          *sigh*
                          I tried that once. I lasted about 3/4 of the way through the day and then, while at work (low volume coffee shop. Totally not hectic or anything.), I suddenly got flushed and nauseous and light headed and HAD to sit down or I was gonna pass out. (keep in mind that I pretty frequently, even pre primal, might not get around to eating all day just because I was busy) I HAD to eat something. I literally sat on the floor behind the counter and ate a muffin (i.e. cupcake due to lots of sugar in those things) the size of my face and feeling like hell until it kicked in. That was the end of the master cleanse for me but I did get to drink tons of lemonade that week since I had all those lemons to use up!

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                          • DH's cousin's wife today at Thanksgiving get-together: "We've been doing the gluten-free, low sugar, whole foods thing too!"
                            Me: "So, you've been avoiding grains, legumes, most dairy and all processed foods too.... and eating meats, good fats and veggies, huh?"
                            Her: "...avoiding legumes? You mean beans? No, that makes up the bulk of our protein!"
                            Me: "Do you eat soy?"
                            Her: " Oh yes! I've heard it's really good for us peri-menopausal women!"
                            Me: *face meeting palm--hard*
                            Started 7/5/11 at 274 lbs
                            Now 214 -- that's 60 lbs!
                            Goal 160 lbs -- last time there was in junior high!


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                            • Overheard at LA Fitness, from a trainer talking to someone doing bodyweight squats: "Don't go past parallel, you'll mess up your knees."

                              I promptly laughed openly at the trainer.
                              Are you a college student, trying to navigate college while being Primal? Do you know any other PB college students on a tight budget? Heck, for that matter, are YOU trying to live Primal on a budget? Enroll at Primal University!

                              For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either.
                              -- Blaise Pascal

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                              • Originally posted by Velocity View Post
                                Overheard at LA Fitness, from a trainer talking to someone doing bodyweight squats: "Don't go past parallel, you'll mess up your knees."

                                I promptly laughed openly at the trainer.
                                and the trainers response?? LOL
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