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    My Primal Journal

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    • Originally posted by RitaRose View Post
      Yes!

      The Boyfriend's grandson had a birthday party last weekend, and the only food there was pizza, neon frosted cake, Coke and Sprite. Crap. I should have brought my own food - true. Yes, I could have scraped off the cheese and eaten that, followed with water from the drinking fountain but... seriously! So I had one slice of pizza. Then I decided the cake would be okay if it were just a small slice. Then I was thirsty, so maybe a few sips of Sprite.

      I was still finding every possible source of sugar available 3 or 4 days later until I started falling asleep at work and having trouble thinking through the brain fog.

      Yeah. Moderation works just great.
      I have been fighting with this too. my wife being pregnant we have made some more concessions than usual and then there was halloween. All of a sudden it has been an impossible battle against sugar cravings again. Sugar is absolutely an addiction and your body craves it after just a little bit. Time to crack down against the addiction again.
      Beginning of Primal Journey:
      Date: 4/6/2011
      Weight: 247

      Progress:




      “If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny.” ~ Thomas Jefferson

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      • On the front page of my Woman's World magazine this week:

        Lost 9 Pounds! Melt belly fat eating your favorite cereal (even Lucky Charms or Cocoa Krsipies)!

        The article says that cereal is full of polyphenols that block the calories from being absorbed by your body so they don't count.

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        • Originally posted by hockeyfan7 View Post
          On the front page of my Woman's World magazine this week:

          Lost 9 Pounds! Melt belly fat eating your favorite cereal (even Lucky Charms or Cocoa Krsipies)!

          The article says that cereal is full of polyphenols that block the calories from being absorbed by your body so they don't count.
          Woman's World is horrible. For years I've been making fun of them when I see the covers at the store, because there literally is ALWAYS a headline saying, "Lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks!" or something like that, and then a giant picture of a cake or something next to it promising to share the recipe inside
          "The mountains are calling and I must go."
          --John Muir


          "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
          --Tommy Caldwell


          ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
          --Hyperlithic

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          • Originally posted by Clymb View Post
            Woman's World is horrible. For years I've been making fun of them when I see the covers at the store, because there literally is ALWAYS a headline saying, "Lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks!" or something like that, and then a giant picture of a cake or something next to it promising to share the recipe inside
            LOL same with the diabetic ones!!!

            I saw this ad on a forum I browse:



            Weight-control oatmeal!!
            Super grain breakfast!!!

            so much hilarity

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            • Originally posted by Clymb View Post
              Woman's World is horrible. For years I've been making fun of them when I see the covers at the store, because there literally is ALWAYS a headline saying, "Lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks!" or something like that, and then a giant picture of a cake or something next to it promising to share the recipe inside
              I read it just to laugh at the "diet of the week" and to see how many different diets Dr. Oz can promote in a year.

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              • Iowa billboard equates bacon with cigarettes

                http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/c...,5644347.story
                On behalf of Iowa, I apologize. Coincidentally, I just bought 5 lbs of bacon after work
                "I tried to call the nurse again, but she's bein' a little bitch....I think I'll get outta here." Pink

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                • Done and done: Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Ask Dr. Oz
                  haha that is funny
                  I'm too stubborn to give up so I keep on trying.

                  You're never going to get to the top of the stairs if you don't walk up them.

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                  • Iowa can pry my bacon from my cold, dead hands.

                    I don't get it. Why villify bacon and not the crap that makes most bacon bad? Nitrates anyone? Mutant pork?
                    http://baconandwhimsy.blogspot.com

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                    • Originally posted by MadelynMc View Post
                      Iowa can pry my bacon from my cold, dead hands.
                      I don't think it's Iowa that wants to take your bacon... I think it's some hippie special interest group who bought a billboard.
                      "Canned food is a perversion,' Ignatius said. 'I suspect that it is ultimately very damaging to the soul."
                      - John Kennedy Toole (A Confederacy of Dunces)

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                      • Only Iowa-onians can stop the madness.

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                        • Originally posted by NurseMama5 View Post
                          On behalf of Iowa, I apologize. Coincidentally, I just bought 5 lbs of bacon after work
                          Funny, me too! Bacon crisis averted. Having a locker plant between work and home is fantastic.

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                          • Originally posted by sarah1990 View Post


                            Face, meet palm.
                            In the bulk section of our grocery store there's a fifty lb sack of wheat gluten in with all the rest of the flours. WTF do people do with it???
                            “Falconry is not a hobby or an amusement; it is a rage. You eat and drink it, sleep it and think it. You tremble to write of it, even in recollection. It is as King James the First remarked, an extreme stirrer up of passions.” --T.H. White, The Godstone and the Blackymor

                            "The world must be all fucked up when men travel first class and literature goes as freight."
                            - Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

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                            • Saw pure MSG at the spice rack. Laughed so hard people looked. Told them, "Pure MSG for sale!". They didn't think it was amusing. I didn't know why until a few minutes later when I realized they probably had no idea why it might be avoided.
                              Crohn's, doing SCD

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                              • Originally posted by mixie View Post
                                In the bulk section of our grocery store there's a fifty lb sack of wheat gluten in with all the rest of the flours. WTF do people do with it???

                                "Since going primal, I've found that there are very few problems that cannot be solved with butter and/or bacon fat."

                                My amusing take on paleo-blogging: http://whatshouldwecallpaleolife.tumblr.com/

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