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  • It's only fresh pineapple that won't work. Canned is heated and whatever enzymes cause the breakdown is deactivated.

    Sorta science, kids!

    Still don't want to eat it.

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    • I won't give up SEX IN A PAN and you can't make me. I think the name alone should earn it a pass.
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      • You could totally make that Cherry coke salad even worse or better according to your take on things.

        You could use sugar free fruits, jello and diet coke and fat free cool whip.

        I wonder though, what exactly would you be eating then? Would that be "food"?
        Send that recipe to the Hungry Girl!!!!!111!!!

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        • Originally posted by Sandra in BC View Post
          I won't give up SEX IN A PAN and you can't make me. I think the name alone should earn it a pass.
          It is pretty tragic, though.
          I bet you could vamp it up with some better quality ingredients and it'd even be tastier.
          If you're going to cheat, cheat right!

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          • Originally posted by magnolia1973 View Post
            Send that recipe to the Hungry Girl!!!!!111!!!
            Please say you DIDN'T give me credit!!!

            Would love to hear any comments. I've seen that show only a couple of times. That sh*t sounded so nasty! Just fake freaking everything. How is she alive eating that crap?

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            • Originally posted by Sandra in BC View Post
              I won't give up SEX IN A PAN and you can't make me. I think the name alone should earn it a pass.
              Holy christ! If you're going to make that, PLEASE use real butter and whipped cream!
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              • Originally posted by momrn View Post
                You could totally make that Cherry coke salad even worse or better according to your take on things.
                You could use sugar free fruits, jello and diet coke and fat free cool whip.
                I wonder though, what exactly would you be eating then? Would that be "food"?
                Yet another example of things that should never have been called "salad" in the first place.
                If you did it with real gelatin, real fruit and real whipped cream (and gave the diet coke to Gorbag) then it would be food.

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                • Originally posted by Corvidae View Post
                  Holy christ! If you're going to make that, PLEASE use real butter and whipped cream!
                  Oh no. It wouldn't be the same without Cool Whip.
                  Sandra
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                  There are no cheat days. There are days when you eat primal and days you don't. As soon as you label a day a cheat day, you're on a diet. Don't be on a diet. ~~ Fernaldo

                  DAINTY CAN KISS MY PRIMAL BACKSIDE. ~~ Crabcakes

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                  • My Paca makes that "sex in a pan", except with a homemade pie crust (Crisco to the rescue) and sugarfree/ fat free everything. He calls it chocolate pie. I'm determined to make it in what had to have been the original way one of these days: butter in the crust, real homemade pudding/ ganache instead of instant, and real whipped cream. Just out of curiosity to see what has been abominized.
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                    • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                      My Paca makes that "sex in a pan", except with a homemade pie crust (Crisco to the rescue) and sugarfree/ fat free everything. He calls it chocolate pie. I'm determined to make it in what had to have been the original way one of these days: butter in the crust, real homemade pudding/ ganache instead of instant, and real whipped cream. Just out of curiosity to see what has been abominized.
                      Can I come over to your house? I would totally eat it, even though I really shouldn't... Baked goods are my downfall.
                      Out of context quote for the day:

                      Clearly Gorbag is so awesome he should be cloned, reproducing in the normal manner would only dilute his awesomeness. - Urban Forager

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                      • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                        My Paca makes that "sex in a pan", except with a homemade pie crust (Crisco to the rescue) and sugarfree/ fat free everything. He calls it chocolate pie. I'm determined to make it in what had to have been the original way one of these days: butter in the crust, real homemade pudding/ ganache instead of instant, and real whipped cream. Just out of curiosity to see what has been abominized.
                        I was totally planning out how I'd make that Sex in a Pan recipe with homemade vanilla and chocolate custard, maybe with a hint of chili powder in the chocolate to enhance the flavor (It's supposed to be sex right? Why not spice things up!), an almond flour crust with honey, and real whipped cream.

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                        • I was going to start making fun of disco fries,* but honestly I would still eat them if they were healthy.

                          *French fries with melted cheese and gravy.

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                          • Originally posted by Violette_R View Post
                            I was going to start making fun of disco fries,* but honestly I would still eat them if they were healthy.

                            *French fries with melted cheese and gravy.
                            Ah, poutine!

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                            • Originally posted by s-piper View Post
                              I was totally planning out how I'd make that Sex in a Pan recipe with homemade vanilla and chocolate custard, maybe with a hint of chili powder in the chocolate to enhance the flavor (It's supposed to be sex right? Why not spice things up!), an almond flour crust with honey, and real whipped cream.
                              Pecan crust, chili cinnamon chocolate custard, eclair custard, and whipped cream is my plan. I may do that this weekend.
                              Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                              • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                                Pecan crust, chili cinnamon chocolate custard, eclair custard, and whipped cream is my plan. I may do that this weekend.
                                Sounds perfect. Way better than Jello pudding and CoolWhip. I'll have to make this for my next group meeting.

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