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  • This is some really stupid info...where did she come from? Mars?

    I thought she was in jest but it appears she is crazy as bat shit.


    Last edited by Moochy; 12-28-2013, 01:39 PM.
    Primal/Paleo is not for everyone, it's for those who have committed to understand.
    READ THE BOOK! ...as Robb Wolf says: "Trying to convince people to save their own ass will burn you out."

    Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for -- the pure enjoyment of food. Anthony Bourdain

    and yes, calories DO count my little piggies

  • #2
    I dunno... anything goes when you're trying to sell your product!

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    • #3
      I kind of wanted to watch, because boobs, but that lady's voice was like a dentist drill on a chalkboard.

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      • #4
        The product she is selling is a workout program by Mike Chang, the guy with the 6 pack abs diet. That told me what I needed to know.

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        • #5
          Batshit crazy is right.....you can see it in her eyes! She's probably selling product though!
          The life I have today is far better than I deserve.......

          M, 58, 6'0
          SW - 192
          CW - 180
          GW - 165-170

          Current addiction: ice cream (and sugar in general).....doing battle with it!

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          • #6
            It looks like she came from the doctor's office. Doctor boob-job and botox.
            Female, 5'3", 50, Max squat: 202.5lbs. Max deadlift: 225 x 3.

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            • #7
              Damn, BOOBS! Ok, now that I got that out of my system...she's a fucking idiot. I made it through almost two full minutes (mostly because of BOOBS) and she is just out in left field! And her voice kinda makes me wanna kill myself.

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              • #8
                +1 on the annoying voice. Can you imagine that sound in your ear all the time?

                My favorite was that paleo doesn't work because healthy food tastes like crap.

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                • #9
                  Thought process went like this:

                  1) (Reptilian Brain) Large breasts. Upper brain, please let me view them.
                  2) (Upper Brain) Ok, if you say so.
                  3) (Reptialian Brain) Holy hell. I think our babies would be very strong, tall hunters with her. They would have no problems getting nourishment either, due to that breast size. Thank you upper brain!
                  4) (Upper Brain) You're so juvenile. We don't know her. This isn't a tribe we live in anymore. A lot of the stuff you want me to show you are women we cannot reproduce with, duh. Plus SO is coming over later, so calm your ass down.....wait....she is saying really stupid shit. I want to turn this off. I hate the sound of squeaky idiots.
                  5) (Reptilian Brain) NO!!!! I want to continue courting the large breasted tall woman. I like her.
                  6) (Upper Brain) No way. She is clearly dumb as hell and selling things that don't work.....I am muting her, then you can watch and I don't have to hear her 3 brain cells all firing together.....(presses mute)

                  Compromise.
                  "The soul that does not attempt flight; does not notice its chains."

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                  • #10
                    Just a relative good looking diet sales woman, that will do far better by working more on her voice and brain than her body for the coming year! I might hire her in my office if she shut completly up 24/7, and act like she is mute...
                    "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

                    - Schopenhauer

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                    • #11
                      Best part? It's not socially acceptable to be overweight and eating like a health freak.

                      Uh- what?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by TheyCallMeLazarus View Post
                        Thought process went like this:

                        1) (Reptilian Brain) Large breasts. Upper brain, please let me view them.
                        2) (Upper Brain) Ok, if you say so.
                        3) (Reptialian Brain) Holy hell. I think our babies would be very strong, tall hunters with her. They would have no problems getting nourishment either, due to that breast size. Thank you upper brain!
                        4) (Upper Brain) You're so juvenile. We don't know her. This isn't a tribe we live in anymore. A lot of the stuff you want me to show you are women we cannot reproduce with, duh. Plus SO is coming over later, so calm your ass down.....wait....she is saying really stupid shit. I want to turn this off. I hate the sound of squeaky idiots.
                        5) (Reptilian Brain) NO!!!! I want to continue courting the large breasted tall woman. I like her.
                        6) (Upper Brain) No way. She is clearly dumb as hell and selling things that don't work.....I am muting her, then you can watch and I don't have to hear her 3 brain cells all firing together.....(presses mute)

                        Compromise.
                        Note to Reptilian Brain: Large breasts are not necessary to nourish offspring.
                        Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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                        • #13
                          Oh well. There you have it. Guess I should give this up and just go eat a double big mac.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
                            Best part? It's not socially acceptable to be overweight and eating like a health freak.

                            Uh- what?
                            I loved that part!

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                            • #15
                              Don't forget that doing push ups under your desk is also socially unacceptable. My other favorite part was when she said that no one has time to cook on a daily basis when all you want to do after a stressful day is sit on the couch and watch cartoons.

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