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  • #31
    This is how you keep people from using adjacent urinals while you are going.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Kegas76 View Post
      This is how you keep people from using adjacent urinals while you are going.

      Lol or how to pee in viagra
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      • #33
        I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that some people literally can't piss in public. A stall isn't entirely private, but it's private enough that I can actually go. And it's fairly common, in my experience - being in stalls and hearing nothing but the awkward silence of the next guy standing at the urinal beside me for twenty or so seconds and then flushing to give the illusion that he actually took a piss.

        No one here has trouble going in public?

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Iron Will View Post
          drinking for the past 3 hours nothing spells relief like squatting on a urinal.
          I can pee standing up, with remarkable accuracy. Women should practice this so they don't have to SQUAT IN A URINAL EVER.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Timthetaco View Post
            - being in stalls and hearing nothing but the awkward silence of the next guy standing at the urinal beside me for twenty or so seconds and then flushing to give the illusion that he actually took a piss
            Or even more hilarious/awkward is the resonant fart that escapes into the otherwise almost silent reverberating room...

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            • #36
              Originally posted by moluv View Post
              I can pee standing up, with remarkable accuracy. Women should practice this so they don't have to SQUAT IN A URINAL EVER.
              Got a great family laugh when my son and I were peeing in the woods and my daughter joined, standing, proving its not just for the males.

              But wow, Moluv, you continue to impress...

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Timthetaco View Post
                I'm surprised nobody's mentioned that some people literally can't piss in public. A stall isn't entirely private, but it's private enough that I can actually go. And it's fairly common, in my experience - being in stalls and hearing nothing but the awkward silence of the next guy standing at the urinal beside me for twenty or so seconds and then flushing to give the illusion that he actually took a piss.

                No one here has trouble going in public?
                aaaahhh...stagefright. definitely not an uncommon experience.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by moluv View Post
                  I can pee standing up, with remarkable accuracy. Women should practice this so they don't have to SQUAT IN A URINAL EVER.
                  Could you please share the technique? Being a geoscientist, there are plenty of times that I find myself in some outdoor place where standing would be preferable to squatting (e.g. very cold, lots of thorns, very little cover). I have even thought about buying a SheWee for boat-oriented field work, but figured it would spook my male colleagues too much.

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                  • #39
                    ^It really depends on your anatomy. Sometimes a bit of physical manipulation is required. I practiced in the shower for a while, using the drain as a target, but I think I'd need a SheWee to really do it mess free.
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by MudLily View Post
                      Could you please share the technique? Being a geoscientist, there are plenty of times that I find myself in some outdoor place where standing would be preferable to squatting (e.g. very cold, lots of thorns, very little cover). I have even thought about buying a SheWee for boat-oriented field work, but figured it would spook my male colleagues too much.
                      Originally posted by namelesswonder View Post
                      ^It really depends on your anatomy. Sometimes a bit of physical manipulation is required. I practiced in the shower for a while, using the drain as a target, but I think I'd need a SheWee to really do it mess free.
                      Practicing in the shower is a great idea. Everyone is different but I think the basics involve moving the labia (like with peace fingers) and tilting the hips down and forward so you're aimed more forward than down. Then you employ all those kegels you've been doing your whole life and forcibly pee as far away from your shoes and clothes as possible. Towards the end you could start dribbling though so be prepared for that. I can't even believe I'm about to type this but to see a demo you could check out some golden showers pr0n.

                      I will admit that I've never peed standing up fully clothed that I didn't get at least a few drops on my clothes, but usually I'm in the woods and am filthy anyways.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by moluv View Post
                        Everyone is different but I think the basics involve moving the labia (like with peace fingers) and tilting the hips down and forward so you're aimed more forward than down. Then you employ all those kegels you've been doing your whole life and forcibly pee as far away from your shoes and clothes as possible.
                        I can confirm this does work pretty well. My wife does it in the shower.

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                        • #42
                          The things we learn and share on MDA...so much more than I expected..,

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Tom B-D View Post
                            The things we learn and share on MDA...so much more than I expected..,
                            Sharing is caring
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                            Originally posted by tfarny
                            If you are new to the PB - please ignore ALL of this stuff, until you've read the book, or at least http://www.marksdailyapple.com/primal-blueprint-101/

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by sbhikes View Post
                              I've been considering putting a sign on the inside door in all the stalls at my college restroom where I work. I want to tell these girls that I see them every day, they're all obviously nice clean normal people. They could all be members of my own family. Why treat each other like we all have horrible diseases and do the hover pee thing or the "ew don't make me touch my own paper toilet seat cover" thing when it doesn't flush down or the flush with the foot thing or all the other silly neurotic things people do in public restrooms.
                              This is becoming one of my biggest pet peeves at work lately. The women's toilets are disgusting all the time now because so many people hover over the seat and splatter urine all over it. It is really unpleasant to find all the toilets coated in urine.

                              I used to think it was because I work at place with tons of international employees - chalked it up to cultural differences. But now I'm wondering if it is just what you are describing.....
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                              • #45
                                OMG- this is hilarious!!!!!!!! However Gwamma can feel a story coming on..........
                                When we lived up country there was a guy who was a bit of a card. Anyhoo he acquired this HUGE silicon penis that he used to wear when out pubbing. He tells a delightful story about one night out at a pub in Christchurch, he was wearing his eye watering appendage, and popped into the urinal to pee (it was the model that you could pee through). After doing his business he whacked his silicon member against the side of the urinal a couple of times, then re-entered the bar, and continued drinking.
                                An hour or so later he stood up to go to the bathroom again, and every male that was in the bar at the time also stood up to go !!!!!!!
                                Just imagine .......
                                ..
                                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                                ...small steps....

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