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  • #16
    Microwave Ovens - The Proven Dangers

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    • #17
      I don't own any, I don't need any. "Evil" or not, I don't care, I don't need any.

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      • #18
        Sorry, but when it's literally 115F outside and I need to heat something up, there's not a snowball's chance I'm turning on an oven.

        I'll take my chances for that whole 2 minutes out of a 1,440 minute day.

        If people are worried about microwaves, I hope they have also ditched their cell phones and cordless phones and computers and DVRs and wireless routers and...
        Durp.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
          Only a few seconds depending on the strength of your microwave. Peeled and halved. Six to eight seconds on med or med high. I discovered it by accident when I was jonesin' for some guacamole and my avocado was hard.
          What is this sorcery!?

          Thanks, Joanie. Gonna give it a shot some time soon.
          The Champagne of Beards

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          • #20
            Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
            Or wear your tinfoil athletic supporter.
            do they sell those at sports authority?

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            • #21
              Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven

              From the conclusions of the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens. Based on this research, we will conclude this article with the following:

              1.Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].
              2.The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.
              3.Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.
              4.The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.
              5.Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.
              6.The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.
              7.Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.
              8.The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.
              9.Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.
              10.Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.
              Have you tossed out your microwave oven yet?

              The use of artificial microwave transmissions for subliminal psychological control, a.k.a. "brainwashing", has also been proven. We're attempting to obtain copies of the 1970's Russian research documents and results written by Drs. Luria and Perov specifying their clinical experiments in this area.

              Written by Anthony Wayne and Lawrence Newell

              International common Law Copyright 2000

              by The Christian Law Institute & Fellowship Assembly
              I'm dying laughing on so many levels. The hyperbole and unsupported claims are funny on their own, but then I noticed the source of the information...
              The Champagne of Beards

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              • #22
                Originally posted by not on the rug View Post
                do they sell those at sports authority?
                Come on, Mr. Handyman. You can totally make your own. If there's one item you want custom-sized, it's a tinfoil jock strap.
                The Champagne of Beards

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                  Come on, Mr. Handyman. You can totally make your own. If there's one item you want custom-sized, it's a tinfoil jock strap.
                  valid point. I do have some sheet metal and a new pair of tin snips just burning a hole in my pocket. I should get to work...

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                  • #24
                    Mine has just blown up....I used it semi frequently for heating up leftovers as I don't have time to cook every evening....but am thinking I won't bother to replace it and will just heat food up in the oven and on the hob going forward.

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