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    The Terrible Tragedy of the Healthy Eater

    Ahahahaha! It contains lots of humor and a little truth about our quest to be healthy, definitely worth a read

  • #2
    Heh.
    The above should be viewed as complete and utter nonsense.

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    • #3
      That reminds me of this MDA post called "In Fear of Food". A classic.

      http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread24576.html

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Pax View Post
        The Terrible Tragedy of the Healthy Eater

        Ahahahaha! It contains lots of humor and a little truth about our quest to be healthy, definitely worth a read
        Excerpt:
        "Those crackers – gluten, baby. Gluten is toxic to your intestinal health, I read it on a forum. They should call those crackers Leaky Gut Crisps, that would be more accurate. That veggie burger in the freezer? GMO soy. Basically that’s a Monsanto patty. Did you know soybean oil is an insecticide? And those prawns are fish farmed in Vietnamese sewage pools. I didn’t know about the sewage fish farming when I bought them, though, really I didn’t!"

        This sounds like me on one of my rants. haha

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        • #5
          very funny had to share that one
          link to my journal http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread97129.html

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          • #6
            She neglected to mention that kale is GOITROGENIC!
            Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Urban Forager View Post
              She neglected to mention that kale is GOITROGENIC!
              I kept thinking that the writer was building up to that!

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              • #8
                I'm tempted to fast and subsist on human fat tissue, but Satan knows how many toxins are stored in that
                37//6'3"/185

                My peculiar nutrition glossary and shopping list

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by picklepete View Post
                  I'm tempted to fast and subsist on human fat tissue, but Satan knows how many toxins are stored in that
                  I think I want a tattoo of satan on my ass now.
                  Female, 5'3", 50, Max squat: 202.5lbs. Max deadlift: 225 x 3.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by sbhikes View Post
                    I think I want a tattoo of satan on my ass now.
                    Do it! It will keep the cannibals (aka healthy eaters) at bay.
                    My journal: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread82833.html

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
                      That reminds me of this MDA post called "In Fear of Food". A classic.

                      http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread24576.html
                      Hilarious!
                      My journal: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread82833.html

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