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  • #31
    Originally posted by Beef Cake View Post
    "You mean I'm going to stay this color??"
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    the PB happened to my special purpose!
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Beef Cake View Post
      "You mean I'm going to stay this color??"
      The Jerk (1979)
      Originally posted by batty View Post
      the PB happened to my special purpose!
      Lol...Hey, PB is like a ride and I intend to do this a lot!

      Now, time to go pick out a thermos for you...
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      • #33
        Originally posted by Beef Cake View Post
        Lol...Hey, PB is like a ride and I intend to do this a lot!

        Now, time to go pick out a thermos for you...
        that sure as heck better not be an ordinary thermos for me! great, now that song's going to be in my head all day.
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        • #34
          I have tears running down my face and my office mates are looking at me funnier than usual.

          Only on this forum can a spam post become hilariously fun entertainment.

          And if bacon makes me as happy as it does I can only IMAGINE unicorn bacon. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

          Maybe eaten with some Phoenix eggs? I wonder of those cook themselves...
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Beef Cake View Post
            Mmmmm...Happiness is where Unicorn bacon comes from...
            LOL

            unicorn roast with fried pixie fairy appitizers!
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            • #36
              Nono. You don't fry a pixie. You eat it raw or quickly blanched, like grosshoppers. me, I like my unicorn steak with a side of griffin milk butter and Pegasus hot wings.
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              • #37
                Hey, make sure that it's Tiger Penis-fed/Tiger Penis-finished Unicorm meat or else you're risking losing out on the maximum nutritional value.
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                • #38
                  err, i didn't mean it as a spam post... was just reading some other posts that all seem to start with "I am trying PB and now THIS HAPPENED" and wondered what people were thinking.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by NicoB View Post
                    Isn't unicorn protein the same as tiger penis? I makes you STRONG!!!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by MmmFat View Post
                      This handy unicorn slaughtering chart may help those of you fortunate enough to catch and kill your own:
                      I'd so hit that! (you know, with a stick or spear, to eat it)
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by jermicide View Post
                        err, i didn't mean it as a spam post... was just reading some other posts that all seem to start with "I am trying PB and now THIS HAPPENED" and wondered what people were thinking.
                        I thought they meant it was the 'PB is making my beard fall out...' post was spam.... or maybe it was whoever started the unicorn thing....

                        You're quite right, but it's typical on two levels - if you're a 'health nut' people love to go "oh look see, fat lot of good that did you!" when you come down with anything from a cold to cancer. And of course we are always looking for the health 'theory of everything' solution that will give us Eternal Life. Fact is, our genes are already damaged, we are born imperfect and we become more imperfect as we age; some more so than others. Germs can kill you. The strongest immune systems can be ineffective against viruses and bacteria (here's me trying to sound like I have a clue by using big words rather than 'germs'!) - those little things called antibodies... that's why measles and smallpox wiped out sturdy primal-living native populations around the world.

                        Anyway. Other than that. Frakkin hilarious thread and I enjoyed the laugh!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Minxxa View Post

                          Maybe eaten with some Phoenix eggs? I wonder of those cook themselves...
                          Absolutely they cookthemselves, but only if you can get them away from the mother, and I ain't that brave. Because, we really wouldn't be wanting to eat caged phoenix eggs. Tisk tisk. They feed them soy mixed with troll, and everyone know that phoenix's aren't meant to eat troll. Paleolithic phoenix did NOT eat troll.
                          The more I see the less I know for sure.
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                          • #43
                            I agree. You have to get phoenix eggs from a free-run phoenix. Preferably omega-3 enhanced.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by jermicide View Post
                              err, i didn't mean it as a spam post... was just reading some other posts that all seem to start with "I am trying PB and now THIS HAPPENED" and wondered what people were thinking.
                              Yeah, I have noticed the same thing and really don't get it. I was looking forward to the discussion, but it was completely overtaken. Ah well.

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                              • #45
                                I think everyone is being a little tongue in cheek because the post was not delivered in a spirit of discussion, but in a condesending way towards those who are posting with questions, generally newcommers who no very little about health, nutrition or PB. We should not be flaming them but encouraging, educating and learning from them.
                                The more I see the less I know for sure.
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