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    "Hey, I got some questions for ya. Are sweet potatoes paleo? What about coffee? What about grass-fed dairy? Is that paleo? Oh yeah, what about wild rice after a hard kettlebell workout? What about gluten-free soy sauce when the moon is waxing gibbous? Is that paleo? Hey, another question. Am I allowed to smoke stevia leaf? Is that paleo? Can I keep an iPhone 5 that I found in a coconut tree??"


    "The mountains are calling and I must go."
    --John Muir


    "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
    --Tommy Caldwell


    ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
    --Hyperlithic

  • #2
    Too funny lol
    *Sara*

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    • #3
      Hilarious....and so true. my wife said my two friends and I sound like we are speaking a foreign language

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      • #4
        Well, coconut is pretty much perfect...
        37//6'3"/185

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        • #5
          yah we're a twisted bunch but that was funny!

          “you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.” Wavy Gravy

          Today I am Fillyjonk. Tommorow I will be Snufkin.

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          • #6
            bwahahahaha... a touch corny but hilarious.
            "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."-Winston Churchill

            "Keep Calm and Carry On"-British Wartime Poster

            "Don't Panic"
            -H2G2

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            • #7
              'Inflammation!'

              Super corny, but a little too close to the bone. Some times I totally sound like I've drunk the Kool Aid...

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              • #8
                I love the n=1 part. "now that the 80/20 rule is more like 100/0 right now" hahahaha
                "The mountains are calling and I must go."
                --John Muir


                "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
                --Tommy Caldwell


                ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
                --Hyperlithic

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                • #9
                  The inflammation comment is all the more hilarious because she's reading The Trial. LOL
                  5' 9" 47 YO F
                  PB start June 2, 2012
                  Pre PB SW = 180 (no scale at home, Mom's scale January - 153lbs!)
                  Current deadlift 245 lbs, squat 165 lbs, bench press 135 lbs


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                  • #10
                    Now that is FUNNY!! I thought about re-posting it to my facebook page but then I realized most of my friends wouldn't understand it!

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                    • #11
                      I have said 5 of those things (about a million times each), especially the "legummmmmmes" one! LOL

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by brookesam View Post
                        Now that is FUNNY!! I thought about re-posting it to my facebook page but then I realized most of my friends wouldn't understand it!
                        Worth it! I'm sure someone gets it! Lol
                        "The mountains are calling and I must go."
                        --John Muir


                        "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
                        --Tommy Caldwell


                        ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
                        --Hyperlithic

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