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    So I have seen it thrown around a lot, on these forums and in other media/among friends, that a young girlfriend is good for a man's testosterone.

    But I'm in the, "would like to not be an adulterer" category.

    and yet, I want that bump!

    So, legit question- is the origin of the signal to increase the production of testosterone rooted in scent, and, if so, can I get this bump by just smelling ladies? Say I just slow-swipe my nose around one like a credit card- my inner dimensions are going to get the signal that young and fertile new lover is ripening within reach, right?

    Or no? Do you have to ejaculate?
    "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

    Jack london, "Before Adam"

  • #2
    LOL< Im guessing thats gonna get you arrested before it effects your testosterone... but go for it & let us know....
    Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

    http://primaldog.blogspot.co.uk/

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    • #3
      Not random women- women that would consent to this, that I know personally.
      "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

      Jack london, "Before Adam"

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      • #4
        I bet licking them works better.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
          Not random women- women that would consent to this, that I know personally.

          Ahhh safer, probably wouldn't work then, I maintain its the danger factor that raises your testosterone...

          Now Licking strange women would certainly raise it..
          do it!
          Do it! Do it! do it! I double dog dare you!
          Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

          http://primaldog.blogspot.co.uk/

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          • #6
            I'm pretty sure that you could find a young woman who would be more than happy to have you sniff or lick her for a small exchange of cash.

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            Check out my blog. Hope to share lots of great recipes and ideas!

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            • #7
              Does anyone have a link then maybe? Stop talking about how to go about smelling a woman- obviously that is not the hard part. My question is, specifically, is it scent that triggers this increase? What but scent would communicate to my glands things like "youth?"

              When I heard, repeatedly, that a young mistress is good for the old T levels, I reasoned that it must be your body saying, "you old ass man- she's all fresh and young and vigorous- you have to bring your A game."

              So, I am going to experiment with it obviously regardless of the community's feedback, but I thought some of us might know about the mechanisms at work here.
              "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

              Jack london, "Before Adam"

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              • #8
                I maintain its the danger factor that raises your testosterone...
                I am operating on the assumption that the stress of deceit and sneaking around is probably BAD for all kinds of physiological indicators.

                plus you know, NOT an adulterer. That's what I am going for.
                Last edited by Mr.Perfidy; 05-13-2013, 10:38 AM.
                "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                • #9
                  You know, if my SO was licking or sniffing women to get testosterone, I would not label it adultery. But I'd be kind of WTF?

                  http://maggiesfeast.wordpress.com/
                  Check out my blog. Hope to share lots of great recipes and ideas!

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                  • #10
                    well it's not like I am going to flaunt it. I will just not discuss it the way I don't report how many times I cranked it today. Secrecy, maybe, but not the kind that makes me stressed out, with any feelings of guilt.
                    "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                    Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                    • #11
                      oh I see the licking now- you mean as a means of introducing biological signals to the body besides scent. Tongue is definitely cheating though, comeon.
                      "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                      Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
                        So I have seen it thrown around a lot, on these forums and in other media/among friends, that a young girlfriend is good for a man's testosterone.
                        Is having a young girlfriend good for testosterone, or is having high testosterone good for getting a young girlfriend? Causation vs correlation. I have heard and read that increasing testosterone increases attractiveness, this could just be an example of people seeing it the opposite way.

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                        • #13
                          Where Gorbag @
                          "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                          Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
                            Where Gorbag @
                            Off smelling his two young office assistants so he can report back.

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                            • #15
                              haha Gorbag asserts that extra-marital affairs are implicitly accepted in the doctrine of marriage in his corner of the world, so he doesn't have to restrain himself to the nose (I don't think that he's married anyway)
                              "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                              Jack london, "Before Adam"

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