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  • Organic/Green Limmerick Contest

    It is against my self-interest to inform people of this, because I submitted an entry, but nevertheless:

    Organic Valley - Thank You

    you can win free good milk for a year if they pick your poem. The deadlines tomorrow : x
    "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

    Jack london, "Before Adam"

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    "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

    Jack london, "Before Adam"

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    • #3
      Most farmers have the blues
      OV green grass has the moos
      Organic feed is our creed
      It is best for the breed
      Heathy cows and healthy ooze

      I hope they make ice cream because I'm going to want reams of it.
      Last edited by wiltondeportes; 03-15-2013, 01:26 AM.

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      • #4
        There once was a Farmer named Haddick
        Who let his herd live in a paddock
        The grass there is greener
        And the water is cleaner
        And the cows there give fine milk organic.
        Annie Ups the Ante
        http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread117711.html

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        • #5
          Once upon a time, way w-a-y back in the day
          there lived a little caveman who decided to go out and play
          he headed out onto the savannah, and proceeded to find a bone
          but heard a little woman scream, F--K I'm not alone !

          oh dear lordy be, that little caveman cried
          I just wanted some time for me, as he looked around and sighed
          and there she was, across the tundra, all glamed up to the hilt
          with a lion stalking her jiggly butt, ample bosom on a tilt?

          What are you thinking, you silly girl, wandering around like that
          stand real still, don't move a thing and i'll hit him with my bat
          so little mr macho man swung wildly at the cat
          hitting it between the eyes , killing it just like that!

          hey good looking he says with a smile, you wanna be my bride?
          She has no idea what he just said, but looks at him with pride
          these two paleolithic people don't understand one another
          but she has no doub't that she'll take him home one day to meet her mother

          they both speak different languages, but communicate with hands
          hes starting to quite like this chick, thinks that he could share his lands
          they sit down to a juicy steak, all herbed and fried in butter
          he looks longingly at her breasts, as she begins to mutter,

          oog ga cha cha , o-o-g g-a c-h-a c-h-a, she means whats for dessert,
          he takes this the wrong wrong way, and thinks shes been a flirt !!!!
          Oh to speak his jolly lingo, what would she have to do
          stay cool, stay calm and carry on, but refrain what-ever you do !!!!

          This boy, well he got sex on his mind, he ain't ashamed of that,
          but girl - she just a little dull, and thinking of that cat
          she thinking that if that guy didn't come along, she would be kinda dead !
          so she real keen to make amends, but she don't understand what he said !!!!!

          Mr. Perify sir, I propose to you, if its milk you want to win
          Do not submit my little verse, cos it should be tossed in the bin,
          However I wish you very good luck with your own fairy tale
          And hope that you win it hands down and celebrate it with an ale !!!!
          "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

          ...small steps....

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          • #6
            ew I hate beers and ales lol.

            I think that they are a trick to make men stomach the foulest drink in order to prove to their friends that they are not gay.
            "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

            Jack london, "Before Adam"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Annieh View Post
              There once was a Farmer named Haddick
              Who let his herd live in a paddock
              The grass there is greener
              And the water is cleaner
              And the cows there give fine milk organic.
              I like it.

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