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    Naked Vegan Cooking Is A Thing Now

    I feel like "Naked Grok Cooking" should be a thing.
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  • #2
    I've done that. Sans camera. Trust me, bacon grease on naughty bits can be rough
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    • #3
      Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
      I've done that. Sans camera. Trust me, bacon grease on naughty bits can be rough
      Damn you for beating me to it.
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      I'd apologize, but...

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      • #4
        I think Mark ought to sell loincloths for the guys and Raquel Welch style 10,000b.c. monokinis for the girls in the PB store. I bet they would sell. Maybe with a little grok logo on one corner.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
          I've done that. Sans camera. Trust me, bacon grease on naughty bits can be rough
          But it is primal.

          And of course, your work clothes don't get fat spatters on them...
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          • #6
            i do it a fair bit but no bacon grease on me. i am one of the rare people around here who is so so about bacon.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by drssgchic View Post
              Trust me, bacon grease on naughty bits can be rough
              So you bake the bacon in the oven...no grease spatters to contend with, and you can get downright coquettish bending down to pull the baking sheet out when it's done

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              • #8
                so you're saying...invite more vegan girls over for dinner...?
                "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                • #9
                  What do vegan people "cook"? Shouldn't this be naked salad making?
                  If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
                    What do vegan people "cook"? Shouldn't this be naked salad making?
                    vegetables one would assume...by which I mean tofu and meat substitutes.

                    Also, if I were going to cook a vegan I would want them to be naked.

                    That said, I think Mr. P is on to something.

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                    • #11
                      I bet that little vegan communities all over are also into this now, and a mass-text is all that it would take to fill my house with naked mateworthy women and scrawny, clearly inferior rival males.
                      "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                      Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                      • #12
                        "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                        Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
                          I think Mark ought to sell loincloths for the guys and Raquel Welch style 10,000b.c. monokinis for the girls in the PB store. I bet they would sell. Maybe with a little grok logo on one corner.
                          Geezus, he better make some baby sizes as well, cuz there would sure to be a paleo-baby boom as a result.

                          As to bacon grease and the naughty bits; it helped me discover that I had a masochistic side to myself.

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                          • #14
                            I'm all for cooking naked vegans.

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                            • #15
                              I don't want to see any naked vegans. Too much skinny-fat.

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