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  • #91
    Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
    She was still smiling so I think that you are wrong lol
    Next time you see her just ask... "hey were you checking out 'my wiener through my pants lol', and BTW this is some menstrual blood stain on my shirt here... you think this is hot"?

    If she doesn't run screaming I'll owe you $100.
    Also, if she doesn't you should wrap your penis up in plastic if you decide to have sex with her for sure, because she is NOT one of the "nice girls".
    Last edited by cori93437; 02-28-2013, 02:00 PM.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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    • #92
      sucker bet
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • #93
        Originally posted by zoebird View Post
        Similar, cori.

        my husband points out attractive women to me all day long. He particularly likes women over 50 who are in great shape, self possessed, and overall well dressed/good skin/nice hair. He also admires the unconscious beauty of youth -- when younger women seem not to be trying to attract or preform for people, but are so focused on whatever they're doing that they just look/seem completely effortless -- there's a sort of grace in that.
        My twenty years old office assistant say the same, that men of my age in great shape, well dressed and self posssessed, are usually much less crepy or rude, and that she very much prefer us to men closer to her own age! I cannot do anything else than agree with her about that...
        "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

        - Schopenhauer

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        • #94
          Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
          Next time you see her just ask... "hey were you checking out 'my wiener through my pants lol', and BTW this is some menstrual blood stain on my shirt here... you think this is hot"?
          I use that pickup line all the time. Works like a charm.
          The Champagne of Beards

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          • #95
            Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
            I use that pickup line all the time. Works like a charm.
            How you doin'.

            LOL.
            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • #96
              Next time you see her just ask... "hey were you checking out 'my wiener through my pants lol', and BTW this is some menstrual blood stain on my shirt here... you think this is hot"?
              haters gonna hate hahaha


              On a similar'ish topic...

              I am a chairman of the Republican Party for my town (in like a County party structure) and before I go to meetings, I insist that my face be gooey'd good by the wife's nether-regions. (then I splash/rub some water so it's not sticking like visibly)...Do you think this makes women more receptive to me, on an unconscious scent-level, OR, adversarial to me? Same for men? My theory is that it makes them both trust me more and like me better.
              "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

              Jack london, "Before Adam"

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
                haters gonna hate hahaha


                On a similar'ish topic...

                I am a chairman of the Republican Party for my town (in like a County party structure) and before I go to meetings, I insist that my face be gooey'd good by the wife's nether-regions. (then I splash/rub some water so it's not sticking like visibly)...Do you think this makes women more receptive to me, on an unconscious scent-level, OR, adversarial to me? Same for men? My theory is that it makes them both trust me more and like me better.
                Yeah, you definitely can never work out in my gym.
                The Champagne of Beards

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                • #98
                  I'm sorry mr. perfidy, but that's just bloody nasty. This whole thread tells so much about certain two people and the Republican Party as well.....

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                  • #99
                    So, Mr. I Jerk my cock at all things gov't etc. is the chairman of the Rep party for his county...

                    ... and walks around with menstrual blood stained shirts on, and his wife's juices on his face when making public speaking appearances in an official capacity, and refers to his penis as "my wiener lol"

                    Does anyone else get the idea that maybe he just makes this shit up as he goes along.
                    Mr. Perfidy indeed.

                    Dado, is that you? LOL
                    Did you finally marry the crazy gf and create yet another "new" account to play on for a while...
                    Inquiring minds!
                    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                    • Isn't cologne just weird animal secretions? lol

                      yo why are yall so prude all the time? How are you anti-synthetic products and then also anti-girl-splash cologne?

                      lol but youre reactions so far are making me think that my strategy does make people lean toward siding with me instinctively, because no one would be so emotional about falsehood lol
                      "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                      Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                      • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                        Dado, is that you? LOL
                        LOL I figured it was Man-is-Truth or whatever the dude's name was. Either way...yikes, and I occasionally have voted Republican.

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                        • So, Mr. I Jerk my cock at all things gov't etc. is the chairman of the Rep party for his county...
                          hell yeah. I am a secret agent for the State of Creation.

                          ... and walks around with menstrual blood stained shirts on,
                          well as I said originally, I didn't know about it until after looking in the mirror at the gym and wondering if she was checking out my junk.
                          It happens, doesn't it? Haha lighten up.

                          and his wife's juices on his face when making public speaking appearances in an official capacity,
                          no not public speaking. That would defeat the point because my audience wouldn't be close enough to smell me.

                          For County organizational meetings though, where we sit at tables with other chairmen/committeepeople from other towns in the County. It is a more intimate setting with face-to-face conversation and a lot of competititon for social capital/legitimacy/trustworthiness.


                          and refers to his penis as "my wiener lol"
                          haha if you wanna take the time and go back I'm sure you could find me use just about every word that people use for the twisted old fella.

                          I did pioneer, "bald-headed dictator" in college after jokingly noticing that Mussolini looked like a penis.
                          "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                          Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                          • oh and I am not the chairman for the county, just my town is what I said. But the towns sit on a County board thing.
                            "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                            Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                            • lol maybe I should tell the groupie that I am an elected official.

                              GOP gets ya hot, don't it honey. LOL!
                              "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                              Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                              • Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
                                lol maybe I should tell the groupie that I am an elected official.

                                GOP gets ya hot, don't it honey. LOL!
                                It may work better if you can let her know about it without telling it directly, but YES typical groupies usually loves men with a touch of power..
                                "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

                                - Schopenhauer

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