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  • #76
    Or they are consciously doing it knowing that its creepy but not caring because they have calculated that to the most effective acquisition strategy for a specific object/target of creepiness.
    "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

    Jack london, "Before Adam"

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Derpamix View Post
      Yup. The creepy men and women who eyeball me forced me to leave the gym for good. It's a little nerve-racking when an older bro asks to spot me and gets his dick right up in my face.
      or when you're 13 and an oblivious older dude in speedos and a tank is showing you how to bench, and his snugly held balls are right above your forehead

      Originally posted by Derpamix View Post
      I hope you're not implying that women are immune to creeping, because that certainly isn't the case in my experience. I'm just a twig too, and I catch them creeping all over the place. Not just to me too. They're the ones who usually make me the most uncomfortable too.

      You're probably just making fun of Gorbag though
      i lol'd

      Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
      is 31 creepy old man age?

      I did have a friend in college who was fond of saying, "you are never too young to be a creepy old man."
      31 is old? dammit!
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
        hahaah "my husband say!"

        I don't know if I feel more pity for men who lie to their wives about being attracted to other women, or for men who are literally only ever attracted to their wife...
        You have assumed much that was not said.
        I said my husband scoffs at women who throw themselves at strangers as if they place no value on themselves...

        We are very open with each other about who we find attractive.
        He is free to ogle all the women he likes, doing so is healthy IMO.
        I am free to ogle all the women I like as well... and men.
        We even point women out to each other to ogle.
        (A bit of casual flirting and ego boost is healthy too, as I had stated previously.)

        Also, being of a more than somewhat ambiguous sexuality he has been openly offered the opportunity to have another woman brought into our bed.
        It's simply not what he prefers.
        But he does know that the offer stands.
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • #79
          Similar, cori.

          my husband points out attractive women to me all day long. He particularly likes women over 50 who are in great shape, self possessed, and overall well dressed/good skin/nice hair. He also admires the unconscious beauty of youth -- when younger women seem not to be trying to attract or preform for people, but are so focused on whatever they're doing that they just look/seem completely effortless -- there's a sort of grace in that.

          And, of course, actresses, singers, artists, and the like. I mean, I know who all of his 'crushes" are -- just as how he knows who mine are.

          And, it goes the other way.

          BUt truthfully, it is possible for an individual to prefer monogamy (regardless of their sex/gender identity/sexuality). I have discovered over the years that I am just a heterosexual (no bi-sexual leanings honestly) woman who has had no interest in other relationships other than the one she is in. Now, my husband *could be* lying to me about this -- though I doubt it seeing as I know him -- but he says he feels the same.

          I coudl be wrong, though. You know, he could be a homosexual-leaning bi-sexual, trans-gendered, polyamorous, sneaky liar on the DL.

          But then, we pretty much spend every waking moment togehter and i wake up when he leaves the bed at night to pee, so I doubt it. I mean, it's gotta be tough to hide your extra boyfriends and girlfriends on the side when you are only away from the house, wife, and kid for 5 hours a week. Perhaps "writing" is a code word for "something on the side." Or, you know, maybe his boyfriend is living on the other side of our bathroom -- in the secure storage area of our yard, becuase I don't follow him into the bathroom for the midnight pee and he could be bringing in his boyfriend then. Or girlfriend.

          Oh, I know. It's he spends his time spending time with the widows in our neighborhood. He told me that Harriet (age 92) was flirting with him hard core. She has a massive kyphosis in her spine, but she has sparkle, and he likes that about her. That's probably it. He and Harriet in the back yard around 2 am for 3 minutes.
          Last edited by zoebird; 02-22-2013, 11:33 PM.

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          • #80
            My husband just read what I wrote and laughed: oh no! she's onto me!

            Also: "It's true, I invite all my sweet old ladies down to the old greenhouse of the cottage to tend to my plants. I also invite them to help me figure out how to cook pikelets since mine lack the appropriate fluffiness."

            It is actually true. He does have an old lady fan club. He loves them; they love him. He does his writing time at the local cafe, and the ladies hvae their garden club meetings then (on the sunday morning after church when he's still writing). So, that must be when he's getting his action on the side.

            Or, his boyfriend is Warren, the guy who owns the gym he goes to. He does talk a lot about "talking to Warren about my form during the workout." I'm sure that's it.

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            • #81
              So I haven't seen her since that monday I started the thread, which made me think maybe she was a high school student (that monday was president's day and schools were closed).

              But she was there today again; no dialogue exchange but similar looks and the same tension, all smiles and inviting nonverbal communication and shit, stretches that aligned her genital presentation perfectly in my direction.

              LOL at one point, I thought she was checking out my unit (since I got thinner I noticed that I can kinda see my weiner through my pants lol), but later I noticed that the shirt I wore today had a lil stained splatter of menstrual blood at the very bottom near my pubes, and thought that she was probably noticing that.

              so am I supposed to be embarassed by that or think that it's awesome? I lean toward the latter. Do people even notice that?
              "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

              Jack london, "Before Adam"

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
                I noticed that the shirt I wore today had a lil stained splatter of menstrual blood at the very bottom near my pubes, and thought that she was probably noticing that.

                so am I supposed to be embarassed by that or think that it's awesome? I lean toward the latter. Do people even notice that?
                People like you are the reason I bought a squat rack for my living room and gave up my gym membership. WTF, brah? Gross.
                The Champagne of Beards

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                • #83
                  lol what does my shirt have to do with your squats?
                  "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                  Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
                    lol what does my shirt have to do with your squats?
                    It's a gym. You're touching the equipment at some point before I'm touching it. With menstrual blood stains on your person. It's ok to be filthy when you're done working out, but you're not supposed to show up that way.
                    The Champagne of Beards

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                    • #85
                      It wasn't like, dripping...It was a stain on the border of the bottom of the shirt. Stains =/=dirty. I am sure that you know this.
                      "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                      Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Mr.Perfidy View Post
                        It wasn't like, dripping...It was a stain on the border of the bottom of the shirt. Stains =/=dirty. I am sure that you know this.
                        I know that if you came over to my home to work out and had menstrual "splatter" on your shirt, you'd go home and change.
                        The Champagne of Beards

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                        • #87
                          you probably would not notice unless you were comfortable being spotted eyeing my bulge though
                          "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                          Jack london, "Before Adam"

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                          • #88
                            For the record, I can't tell the difference between a menstrual blood stain and a regular blood stain on clothing, and so I wouldn't know the difference.

                            Salt helps get rid of these things, though.

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                            • #89
                              oxyclean is great too

                              and it's the principle of the thing, showing up at a public place with biological fluids, dry or wet, on your person just isn't kosher
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • #90
                                She was still smiling so I think that you are wrong lol
                                "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

                                Jack london, "Before Adam"

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