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  • #31
    Yikes

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    • #32
      Originally posted by crabbcakes View Post
      that is when you also get off the bus, just to keep them all confused and wondering...! Take the next one around.

      The op will probably not like me for bringing up gross fart stories, but have you ever walked into an invisible gaseous anomaly in an empty grocery store aisle?!?! Blaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!

      My old man used to do this for sport - fart and run - and kinda stay within line-of-sight at the end of the aisles to watch the reaction of unsuspecting shoppers. Yeah, he never really had it going on in the classy person genre.

      But i understand. My daughter, who is now grain-free i might add, used to have farts that hung in the air like ground fog. Their staying power was tremendous. No more grains, no more toots. Moms are supposed to be able to handle their own kids stink, but she made me do the gag-ola a couple of times.
      omg

      rotflmao

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      • #33
        I keep reading this thread topic as "Guinness drove hubby out of bed" (the beer)
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Crabbcakes View Post
          That is when you also get off the bus, just to keep them all confused and wondering...! Take the next one around.

          The OP will probably not like me for bringing up gross fart stories, but have you ever walked into an invisible gaseous anomaly in an empty grocery store aisle?!?! Blaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!

          My old man used to do this for sport - fart and run - and kinda stay within line-of-sight at the end of the aisles to watch the reaction of unsuspecting shoppers. Yeah, he never really had it going on in the classy person genre.

          But I understand. My daughter, who is now grain-free I might add, used to have farts that hung in the air like ground fog. Their staying power was tremendous. No more grains, no more toots. Moms are supposed to be able to handle their own kids stink, but she made me do the gag-ola a couple of times.
          Okay, I laughed so hard at this, I started crying. Serious.

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