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    I've been on a new diet for almost 18 hours now and I haven't lost any weight yet!
    Female, age 51, 5' 9"
    SW - 183 (Jan 22, 2012), CW - 159, GW - healthy.

    Met my 2012 goals by losing 24 pounds.
    2013 goals are to get fit and strong!

  • #2
    add more fat

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    • #3
      Originally posted by jojohaligo View Post
      I've been on a new diet for almost 18 hours now and I haven't lost any weight yet!
      Seriously ???
      Everything's shiny, Cap'n. Not to fret.




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      • #4
        Originally posted by Orannhawk View Post
        Seriously ???
        I'm thinking that was some sarcasm.

        (hoping?)

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        • #5
          Must be a diet for maintenance and status quo then...
          "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

          - Schopenhauer

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          • #6
            Troll in the girls bathroom! Don't feed it! That should help it lose weight.

            BWAHAHAHA. Funny.
            --Trish (Bork)
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            • #7
              PicardDoubleFacepalm-1.jpg
              Female, age 51, 5' 9"
              SW - 183 (Jan 22, 2012), CW - 159, GW - healthy.

              Met my 2012 goals by losing 24 pounds.
              2013 goals are to get fit and strong!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by jojohaligo View Post
                I've been on a new diet for almost 18 hours now and I haven't lost any weight yet!
                well OBBBBviously you aren't actually DOOOing the diet right, i mean my gosh did you even read the book?!

                it clearly states that if you do it right you'll lose 50 lbs in 2 hours
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
                  Troll in the girls bathroom! Don't feed it! That should help it lose weight.

                  BWAHAHAHA. Funny.


                  Perhaps those troll bogeys have some magical weight loss properties that need to be researched here on MDA...
                  I can see it now, the Primal Troll Bogeys Diet/hack... it works better if you eat it cold.
                  A magical 1.8lbs every 18hours.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • #10
                    That is odd. I have been fasting for the last hour and only thinking about potatoes and my pants are feeling waaaaay loose. Of course, I did dip my junk in iodine, take two doses of awesomtonium, and spent all night dreaming about hacks so I figure I am halfway to my goal weight already.

                    edit: and yes, I am sure OP is joking. Well played.

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                    • #11
                      I agree with bloodorchid that you're missing the boat somehow. Have you tried eating half a jar of coconut oil every half hour?
                      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                      B*tch-lite

                      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                      • #12
                        I admit that I made that post after a lot of red wine - a lot - and then my inner sarcastic comes out.

                        But I am having trouble eating all those potatoes without butter...
                        Female, age 51, 5' 9"
                        SW - 183 (Jan 22, 2012), CW - 159, GW - healthy.

                        Met my 2012 goals by losing 24 pounds.
                        2013 goals are to get fit and strong!

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                        • #13
                          All you need is to add the magic of troll bogeys... soooo tasty too!
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                            All you need is to add the magic of troll bogeys... soooo tasty too!
                            But you have to eat them chilled not warm. That way they are Resistant Troll Bogeys. Makes all the difference in the world.

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                            • #15
                              you guise... are seriously grossing me out right now

                              i.. i have to leave this thread now
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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