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  • Damnit roomie, I don't care...

    That you got a special pack of "holiday flavored" sodas.

    When was the last time you noticed me with a soda in my hand?
    "The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."

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    Give him a bottle of the Jones turkey & gravy soda. See what he thinks of the stuff then. xP
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
      Give him a bottle of the Jones turkey & gravy soda. See what he thinks of the stuff then. xP
      Lately he's been really inconsiderate. He's been shoving his CW diet in my face. He KNOWS how I eat dagnabbit!

      "Mmmmmmmmmmmm! This mac and cheese is the BEST! You'd have to be CRAZY not to eat food like this!" Dude, just. Shut. Up.

      And today he spent a good thirty minutes trying to convince me I'm missing out by not drinking his "holiday flavored" sodas. "It's the holidays! Eat holiday food!" Ok, but "holiday flavored" sodas are NOT food. "Oh come on... It's called moderation!" Yep, but you have to draw the line somewhere. "But...!" Look, alcohol may fit into my twenty percent, and even then, it's in small doses. But soda will never fit. End of discussion. "I can't believe you won't drink soda. You're absolutely weird."
      "The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."

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      • #4
        Like I said, get him the Jones turkey & gravy flavor for Christmas. Let him know that's what soda tastes like to you (like puke, lol)
        Jones Soday Holiday Soda 5- Pack (2005): Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food


        What holiday soda did he get?
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        • #5
          Just offer him a nice tall glass of "SHUT THE HELL UP", maybe with a side of "PISS OFF'!!!! Just my two pesos:-)
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          • #6
            Originally posted by SoccerGrok View Post
            Just offer him a nice tall glass of "SHUT THE HELL UP", maybe with a side of "PISS OFF'!!!! Just my two pesos:-)
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
              Give him a bottle of the Jones turkey & gravy soda. See what he thinks of the stuff then. xP
              You read my mind. I was about to suggest the notorious gravy soda too.
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              • #8
                I get this all the time at work with the lads in my office eating all sorts of junk..I just laugh at them
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                • #9
                  Go get a bottle capper, half empty one, pretend you are Kevin Costner in waterworld, recap the bottle and smile everytime you see them.
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                  • #10
                    Go buy a really nice steak, grill it, and eat it and when he brags about his mac and cheese, laugh.

                    FWIW, I know of no more disappointing and overrated food than 90% of the Mac & Cheese renditions out there. It was probably bland and either greasy, overly creamy or dry. It's a waste of cheese.

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                    • #11
                      And those gourmet sodas probably cost more than your grass fed steak....

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                      • #12
                        You can always do this...

                        Roomie, "check out my holiday soda! Want one?"
                        You, "sure!"
                        Pour yourself a full glass/open a can
                        Take a sip
                        Quickly dump soda out. Upend the can over a plant, dump the whole glass into a sink, the intent is to give the impression you can't get it away from you fast enough. Spitting out the sip you took is optional.
                        Exclaim, "yuck! That is absolutely awful! Who would make that? How can they sell it? No wonder you sere pushing me to take one, you're trying to get rid of it!"

                        That's actually fairly close to how I responded to one of those holiday sodas and I was being totally honest (and I like good soda).

                        For bonus points you can spend the next few weeks laughing about "Now with extra Holiday Chemicals! " in a faux tv ad voice and the like. If you dumped the soda over a plant, make a show of periodically checking to see if it has died.

                        A variation of that works on mac n cheeze too, but to do it right you must regurgitate the food back onto your plate. Tricky but it can be done.

                        Yeah I'm an awful person.

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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            Why are people like that? Is your roomie actually getting a rise out of you? If so, don't bite. When your roomie offers this stuff, counter offer with some lovely rare cooked liver! Share and share alike, right?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Him View Post
                              You can always do this...

                              Roomie, "check out my holiday soda! Want one?"
                              You, "sure!"
                              Pour yourself a full glass/open a can
                              Take a sip
                              Quickly dump soda out. Upend the can over a plant, dump the whole glass into a sink, the intent is to give the impression you can't get it away from you fast enough. Spitting out the sip you took is optional.
                              Exclaim, "yuck! That is absolutely awful! Who would make that? How can they sell it? No wonder you sere pushing me to take one, you're trying to get rid of it!"

                              That's actually fairly close to how I responded to one of those holiday sodas and I was being totally honest (and I like good soda).

                              For bonus points you can spend the next few weeks laughing about "Now with extra Holiday Chemicals! " in a faux tv ad voice and the like. If you dumped the soda over a plant, make a show of periodically checking to see if it has died.

                              A variation of that works on mac n cheeze too, but to do it right you must regurgitate the food back onto your plate. Tricky but it can be done.

                              Yeah I'm an awful person.
                              You, sir, are my hero.

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