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  • nothing like a good laugh to release a wee bit of tension.......... well there are other ways but this is a family show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    • I might get thrown from the forums for this one.................


      Proof That Men Can Multitask!
      "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

      ...small steps....

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      • I can't help it... this is old... like dial telephone old... but I love it

        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

        B*tch-lite

        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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        • Joanie - sounds a little like Gwamma on one of her all night benders !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

          ...small steps....

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          • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
            nothing like a good laugh to release a wee bit of tension.......... well there are other ways but this is a family show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            well, if you are laughing during THAT.... there is a problem....

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            • The Foster Brooks video reminded me of this one:



              I used to love watching the Dean Martin show just to watch him crack up on the set. And yes, I know that I'm old, don't rub it in.
              Randal
              AKA: Texas Grok

              Originally posted by texas.grok
              Facebook is to intelligence what a black hole is to light
              http://hardcoremind.com/

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              • this would have to be one of the cleverest songs on record..................


                Woman Singing All of the Things a Mom Would Say in 24 Hours - YouTube
                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                ...small steps....

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                • Originally posted by texas.grok View Post
                  I used to love watching the Dean Martin show just to watch him crack up on the set. And yes, I know that I'm old, don't rub it in.
                  I'm not rubbing anything in - I grew up watching Carol Burnett, and I couldn't get enough of them cracking themselves up!! I turned off our regular TV reception back in 2001, and my kids are watching tons of oldies on DVD and loving every minute. I even went back to the fifties, which isn't my tv beginnings (the 70s are). My horse-obsessed daughter LOVES watching Mr. Ed...
                  I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                  • Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                    My Latest Journal

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                    • this is pretty amusing

                      Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter? - Telegraph
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                      • How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama.

                        Anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

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                        • Originally posted by phigment View Post
                          How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama.

                          Anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
                          Up here in Ohio we say that about West Virginia...
                          I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                          • Originally posted by Crabbcakes View Post
                            Up here in Ohio we say that about West Virginia...
                            Question: What do you get when you have 30 folks from West Virginia in the same room?

                            Answer: A full set of teeth

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                            • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                              Question: What do you get when you have 30 folks from West Virginia in the same room?

                              Answer: A full set of teeth
                              I heard those two about Arkansas.

                              You might be a redneck if your house has wheels and your truck doesn't.
                              Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                              My Latest Journal

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                              • I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break ?"
                                He ignored me and continued writting the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
                                Then I got really angry at him. he finished writting the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket !
                                This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner .
                                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                                ...small steps....

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