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  • The Parody Thread - In your own words

    Everybody knows of Weird Al and similar artists. And you probably make up your own parodies throughout the day, while cooking, eating, pooping, driving - even if they aren't quite as funny. Here's a place to jot them down!

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    (she's a lady)

    She's got style, she's got grace
    She's got pizza on her face
    from her dinner
    When she looks you in the eye
    You know all she wants is pie
    right this minute

    Big fat lady, woah-ooh-woah, big fat lady
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    (let it ride)

    Would you die
    if I
    poked you in the eye?
    Cry, cry, cry - Imma letcha cry.

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    Crohn's, doing SCD

  • #2
    Can't think of many right now, but most of mine are very childish and toilet humor based

    Though sometimes they are highly inappropraiate reworkings of songs that appear on programms the kids are watching, like for example and S&M version of miss polly's other dolly from the baby's sing and sign DVD

    Mrs Polly's other dolly Loves Pain Pain Pain
    It makes her come again gain gain

    It's a work in progress, that I should probably stop

    I think I have one about threesome sung to Dogtainon and the 3 muskerhound, but they usally only come to me when listing to the actuall song.
    Last edited by Tribal Rob; 11-03-2012, 04:37 AM.
    You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

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    • #3
      Does it have to be a song? What about a Primal Prayer?

      Ave Bacon

      Hail Bacon, full of grease
      The Lard is with thee
      Blessed art thou among meats
      and blessed
      is the fruit of thy sizzle, Drippings
      Holy Bacon, partner of Eggs
      Pray for us Groks
      Now and at the hour of our dinner

      Amen

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      • #4
        Is it Ok to pray to something you are then going to consume?
        You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

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        • #5
          In such difficult religious questions, it is best to turn to the Great Religious Leader Terry Pratchett. For this particular question, I will cite from Going Postal

          The young priest of Offler the Crocodile God was somewhat off-balance at 4 a.m., but the man in the winged hat and golden suit seemed to know what should be happening and so the priest went along with it. He was not hugely bright, which was why he was on this shift.
          ‘You want to deliver this letter to Offler?’ he said, yawning. An envelope had been placed in his hand.
          ‘It’s addressed to him,’ said Moist. ‘And correctly stamped. A smartly written letter always gets attention. I’ve also brought a pound of sausages, which I believe is customary. Crocodiles love sausages.’
          ‘Strictly speaking, you see, it’s prayers that go up to the gods,’ said the priest doubtfully. The nave of the temple was deserted, except for a little old man in a grubby robe, dreamily sweeping the floor.
          ‘As I understand it,’ said Moist, ‘the gift of sausages reaches Offler by being fried, yes? And the spirit of the sausages ascends unto Offler by means of the smell? And then you eat the sausages?’
          ‘Ah, no. Not exactly. Not at all,’ said the young priest, who knew this one. ‘It might look like that to the uninitiated, but, as you say, the true sausagidity goes straight to Offler. He, of course, eats the spirit of the sausages. We eat the mere earthly shell, which believe me turns to dust and ashes in our mouths.’
          ‘That would explain why the smell of sausages is always better than the actual sausage, then?’ said Moist. ‘I’ve often noticed that.’
          The priest was impressed. ‘Are you a theologian, sir?’ he said.


          So in eating the bacon, you are but eating the worldly bacon shell. The true Baconicity of Bacon remains intact. Because of this, we are led to believe that the One and Only Bacon is so incredibly divine, that a mere taste of it would obliterate our tastebuds.
          "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."-Winston Churchill

          "Keep Calm and Carry On"-British Wartime Poster

          "Don't Panic"
          -H2G2

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
            Does it have to be a song? What about a Primal Prayer?

            Ave Bacon

            Hail Bacon, full of grease
            The Lard is with thee
            Blessed art thou among meats
            and blessed
            is the fruit of thy sizzle, Drippings
            Holy Bacon, partner of Eggs
            Pray for us Groks
            Now and at the hour of our dinner

            Amen
            Paleobird I will gladly worship at your church, I mean kitchen.

            I am your humble servant.
            Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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            • #7
              KotikBegemotik I bow down to your mighty knowledge of TP (wispers to self - god I thought I was a geek )
              You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

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              • #8
                Here is one that I wrote, not really primal but I thought was pretty good. References to the sheep=sheeple.

                To the tune of Julie Andrew’s “A few of my favorite things”

                Blood dripping down and the screams of the sheep
                Shiny sharp blades and the terror they reap
                Politicians tied up with fear in their eyes
                Because of these things I can happily sigh

                Black colored t-shirts and tight leather pants
                Listening to metal while writing a rant
                Watching the flock in confusion from high
                Because of these things I can happily sigh

                Watching the flock run and mindlessly panic
                Watching DiCaprio drown on Titanic
                Watching the terror on TV at night
                Because of these things I can happily sigh

                When the sheep bleat
                When the wolves growl
                When I’m feeling glad
                I simply sit down and open a beer
                And laugh to myself, how grand!
                Randal
                AKA: Texas Grok

                Originally posted by texas.grok
                Facebook is to intelligence what a black hole is to light
                http://hardcoremind.com/

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                • #9
                  NICE one.

                  Wife was singing "Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuz a Bear" to the tune of "She's so hiiii-iigh, high above me...".
                  Crohn's, doing SCD

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                  • #10
                    Mine are all extremely graphic sex jokes.
                    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                    • #11
                      I tend to sing the opposite to songs, like Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here"

                      It's getting cold in here
                      Let's put on some more clothes

                      It is
                      Getting so cold
                      I'm gonna put some clothes on

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                      • #12
                        I've completely redone the meaning to Bon Jovi's "It's My Life":

                        This ain't a song for the stolen-hearted
                        No silent prayer for the faith-departed
                        I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
                        You're gonna hear my voice
                        When I shout it out loud

                        [Chorus:]
                        It's my life
                        It's now or never
                        I ain't gonna live forever
                        I just want it to live while I'm alive
                        (It's my life)
                        My brain is like an open highway
                        Like Frankenstein
                        I did it my way
                        I just want it to live while I'm alive
                        It's my life

                        This is for the ones who laid underground
                        For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
                        The corpse's getting harder, make no mistake
                        Blood ain't even flowing
                        Got to make your own breaks

                        [Chorus:]
                        It's my life
                        And it's now or never
                        I ain't gonna live forever
                        I just want it to live while I'm alive
                        (It's my life)
                        My brain is like an open highway
                        Like Frankenstein
                        I did it my way
                        I just want it to live while I'm alive
                        'Cause it's my life

                        Better stand tall when they're calling you out
                        Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

                        [Chorus:]
                        It's my life
                        And it's now or never
                        'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
                        I just want it to live while I'm alive
                        (It's my life)
                        My brain is like an open highway
                        Like Frankenstein
                        I did it my way
                        I just want it to live while I'm alive

                        [Chorus:]
                        It's my life
                        And it's now or never
                        'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
                        I just want it to live while I'm alive
                        (It's my life)
                        My brain is like an open highway
                        Like Frankenstein
                        I did it my way
                        I just want it to live while I'm alive
                        'Cause it's my life!
                        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                        My Latest Journal

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tribal Rob View Post
                          Is it Ok to pray to something you are then going to consume?
                          I almost snorted coffee out my nose...
                          Don't people pray to god... then consume him as the host and sacrament (bread and wine)!

                          Indeed one CAN pray to Bacon and then consume it.
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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