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  • Originally posted by WarlordBlade View Post
    Dang... I think your 'much angrier' face scared everybody away!!

    So anyways - I'm thinking of growing a beard like this next...



    It might take a coupla days...
    Awesome. Do you have to slay a Kodiak bear and eat its heart to become that manly?
    Today I will: Eat food, not poison. Plan for success, not settle for failure. Live my real life, not a virtual one. Move and grow, not sit and die.

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    • Originally posted by Uncephalized View Post
      Awesome. Do you have to slay a Kodiak bear and eat its heart to become that manly?
      Probably heart and testicles with a side of bald eagle egg, cut with a shark's tooth knife and polar bear bone fork.
      If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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      • Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
        Probably heart and testicles with a side of bald eagle egg, cut with a shark's tooth knife and polar bear bone fork.
        That's a good start for sure. But it takes more manliness than that!
        ~It's All Relative!~
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        • Originally posted by WarlordBlade View Post
          That's a good start for sure. But it takes more manliness than that!
          I killed the eagle, shark and both bears using nothing but my erection as my club.

          IS THAT MANLY ENOUGH?!
          Peak weight on Standard American Diet: 316.8 lbs
          Initial Weight When Starting Primal: 275 lbs
          Current weight: 210.8 lbs
          Goal weight: 220 lbs (or less): MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

          The way "ChooseMyPlate.gov" should have looked:
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          • Well that's just gross...

            Bare hands and teeth are probably sufficient.. (or Bear hands you took off one of the bears...)
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            • Ah, and what do those poor saps like my roommate who can't grow facial hair for the life of him do? Just feel left out from the fun all of us beard rocking uber-males are having?
              "The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."

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              • Had a goatee for years, shaved it, felt weirdly naked. During a week off work a little while ago, I just let the full beard go.

                Might be my imagination, but it seems as though the women folk are paying more attention. Not just noticing the difference, but smiling more, being more chatty, more flirtatious.

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                • Originally posted by wiltondeportes View Post
                  Maybe I'm singing
                  "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your li-i-ips,
                  There's no tenderness, like before, in your fingerti-i-ips..."
                  lol
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                  http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                  • After I retired from the Navy, I grew a beard every winter... many animals grow a winter coat, so why shouldn't I....

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                    • along with my new primal diet and exercise, new minimalist footwear i'm also keeping my beard a little longer, i typically trimmed to stubble once a month before, but i'm enjoying it now it's getting bushier

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                      • Bump in support of the coming beard month.
                        Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                        Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                        Current Weight: 235 pounds
                        Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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                        • how's your facial pubes coming?
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                            how's your facial pubes coming?
                            Facial Pubes?
                            Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                            Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                            Current Weight: 235 pounds
                            Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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                            • bearding *nod* the technical term for it is 'facial pubes'
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                                bearding *nod* the technical term for it is 'facial pubes'
                                My mons pubis is nowhere near my face though.
                                Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                                Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                                Current Weight: 235 pounds
                                Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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