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  • my ex still rings me about money LOL and some people like to whine LL, it just escalates as they get older.

    no frost i noticed this morning and it is still gloriously sunny. i went to the gym and did some chin ups yay! and all manner of nasty sadistic exercises. i so love my personal trainer. on the subject of biggest loser, he is 5 weeks out from some comp and is vanishing before my eyes. his face has suddenly gone all skinny in the last week. and he was saying his beanie that is usually tight is now loose. you couldnt have ever described him as fat which makes me how much fat we carry on our faces and heads naturally?

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    • I will look out for that show LL - wed night !!!!!

      It always amazes me that when I lose weight its my face, bust and feet that seem to let the weight go first..................WTH - feet ??????
      but there you have it - weird !!!!!!
      Did he ever mention a name in CHCH - personal trainer ??????
      holey guacamoly - I have just done some CC stuff and boy am I sore in places I didn't think I had !!!!!!!!
      I AM SO UNFIT PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!
      "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

      ...small steps....

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      • Me too Gwamma, after years of running and regular walking I've totally stopped, and its weird. My toe is heaps better since I got my new orthotics a few weeks back, and I'm almost considering getting back out there, almost. Good on you for giving it a go Gwamma, its a long hard road to get fit!

        I just left my office to do something and 'she' grabbed me as I ran past her villa and had another whinge about the heating. I've promised her that I'll call the gasfitter again but I might just leave it until tomorrow. Seriously you'd think she was risking hypothermia the way she's carrying on.

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        • do you want me to come up there and slap her round a bit.......................... a gwamma one-on-one ??????????
          "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

          ...small steps....

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          • Oh that would be such a sight for sore eyes! LOL She's a real feisty one though, are you sure?

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            • Did he ever mention a name in CHCH - personal trainer ??????
              no but i will hassle him next week. try and remind me if you can.

              some days i feel like i am crawling thru treacle and wonder if i really do exercise. i also find, it may take 15 mins or more of struggling and then it will all get easy. prob the endorphins take that long so it is just the good ol' addiction response.

              do you want me to come up there and slap her round a bit.......................... a gwamma one-on-one ??????????
              alternatively we could get the old ducks doing some zumba and then they wont notice the cold!

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              • Originally posted by Lizzielou View Post
                Oh that would be such a sight for sore eyes! LOL She's a real feisty one though, are you sure?
                as long as we are both allowed our zimmer frames and/or a walking stick - then it could all be ON !!!!!!!!
                I would more than likely win the arm wrestle, but she might clip me on the " how many false bits does this body have" competition. I would possibly out perform her on the pole dance....... but she might beat me hands down in the "i'm really crazy" segment.....it would be a tie up until this point - I am surmising...................... but the clincher would be remembering how to boil an egg, and she might actually pip me to the post at that point.
                ......................best I stay down here me thinks.................
                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                ...small steps....

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                • but the clincher would be remembering how to boil an egg
                  my mother didnt know how to boil an egg when she got married to dad LOL

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                  • Originally posted by seaweed View Post
                    my mother didnt know how to boil an egg when she got married to dad LOL
                    no way !!!!!!!!!! sorry Seaweeds Mum -
                    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                    ...small steps....

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                    • she had servants so she didnt have to. i was reading the kids the last book in the corfu trilogy by gerald durrell and they have this indian man come to stay. the durrells all were born in india and his mother's grandmother was born there. in the bit i was reading, the indian man was saying to his mother how she has prob seen more of his country than he had. so she says how her husband was a civil engineer and she went everywhere with him and they camped. "camping" it turns out was taking 3 marquee tents. all fully carpeted around with them. a dining room, a bedroom and a kitchen. one time they lost an elephant in the jungle and they couldnt have clean sheets for 3 whole days LOL we have no idea i tell you!

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                      • you are right on that one Seas!
                        "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                        ...small steps....

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                        • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                          as long as we are both allowed our zimmer frames and/or a walking stick - then it could all be ON !!!!!!!!
                          I would more than likely win the arm wrestle, but she might clip me on the " how many false bits does this body have" competition. I would possibly out perform her on the pole dance....... but she might beat me hands down in the "i'm really crazy" segment.....it would be a tie up until this point - I am surmising...................... but the clincher would be remembering how to boil an egg, and she might actually pip me to the post at that point.
                          ......................best I stay down here me thinks.................
                          She'd loose the 'boil and egg' segment, apparently her kitchen is sub-par. And oh my she did have quite the colourful past so maybe pole dancing isn't totally out of the question, but these days she does have dodgy shoulders which I would imagine limit ones pole abilities.

                          Zumba is a fine suggestion Seas. They have their Tai Chi lesson's in here twice a week and thats why she was complaining, but I was thinking to myself that surely they'd warm themselves up doing that. Maybe we just need to up the tempo a little.

                          You'll be laughing at me in a few months time with my fulltime housekeeper - or maybe I'll be the one laughing at you and your caveman ways.

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                          • we will all be booking our holidays at yours LL !!!!!!!!
                            "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                            ...small steps....

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                            • Zumba is a fine suggestion Seas. They have their Tai Chi lesson's in here twice a week and thats why she was complaining, but I was thinking to myself that surely they'd warm themselves up doing that. Maybe we just need to up the tempo a little.
                              i always tell this story but when i was studying personal training, i had to do 10 group fitness classes. we had to do a class of things like step, pilates etc. plus some of anything. i did zumba which was wild. i reckon you need some form of psychoactive assistance to do it properly. the last one i did for my 10 was a senior citizens one. it fitted in with my work and lecture times and me getting home. and i figured i may well end up teaching oldies fitness. it was the hardest one i did. the woman who taught them was awesome. she just kept moving constantly. when we did the weights, i did the biggest ones i could find. the oldies absolutely loved it. i used to see them in the changing rooms sometimes after their class and they were all chirpy and happy and none of them ever did the standard old age whinges. considering too i wander around naked with all my tattoos and the like, they never even looked disapproving. so i reckon, give it a go. they may get a new lease of life. hire them a hot male instructor too LOL

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                              • best not wander around naked thou LL - the old men might enjoy it too much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                                ...small steps....

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