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  • 2 funny! i get incredibly boring when it comes to men wanting to go near my daughters i can tell you. it does get a bit old when you have been listening to the " i am going in the queue for when she is 15" lines from when they are toddlers. so there is no way i would try to fix one up with her LOL and btw i have NEVER thought a policeman in a uniform was hot!!! and i have known one hot man who was a policeman. god i nearly called him the other p word a few times by accident. he however did not look hot in his uniform LOL and yes daniel. how old are you?! that so should have been question #1!

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    • haha. I am late thirties.
      oh gosh. my last 2 bfs were that age group!

      Joanie that is funny. altho i have heard a story of a fishing boat going thru french pass which is up the top of the south island by d'urville island i think. it is a horrid wierd stretch of water. totally freaky to go thru but we were lucky and got the tides. anyways apparently one of the fisherman saw a fishing boat in front of him do a u-turn. it had turned around to grab up a deer they saw swimming the pass. so you can snorkel for deer in some places LOL

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      • Sorry D - too old for that one !!!!!!!!!
        however I have another one ............ oh no thats right shes married !!!!!!!!! LOL
        but I have a snorkel welding, shark hunting, deer shooting wee darling friend who might fit the bill???
        ......................but then you will say your married with 4.5 kids, a motgage, a MIL with hairy nostrils etc........

        bugger......... Joanie - just get over here !!!!!!!
        "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

        ...small steps....

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        • bugger......... Joanie - just get over here !!!!!!!
          i could fix her up with one of my old men LOL

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          • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
            but I have a snorkel welding, shark hunting, deer shooting wee darling friend who might fit the bill???
            and you know SEAS who I am thinking of here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

            ...small steps....

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            • personally I think that we just get Joanie over here - and then we introduce her to the competition.
              You up for it J ???????
              "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

              ...small steps....

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              • and you know SEAS who I am thinking of here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                no clues G LOL ;P

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                • I like old men. Last friend with benefits I had was ten years older than I, and I had tons of fun with him. He was also Italian, so no blue pills necessary.

                  Snorkeling for deer - I love that. LOL
                  "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                  B*tch-lite

                  Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                  • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                    personally I think that we just get Joanie over here - and then we introduce her to the competition.
                    You up for it J ???????
                    I'm up for just about anything these days.
                    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                    B*tch-lite

                    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                    • book your tickies, and we will do the rest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      I have a spare car, bed, food, sunglasses and undies if you need them !!!!!!!
                      "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                      ...small steps....

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                      • i am actually getting to like old men more you know. they are so much more fun than young men in more ways than one. you do obviously have to pick the right old man tho. and i guess there are less to pick from but from the ones worth picking, you are more likely to get one worthwhile LOL

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                        • I agree Seas - infact there is a hot Kenny Rodgers look-a-like on another thread.
                          I am sure his wife would be agast at me bantying that about - but VERY TIDY !!!!!!!!
                          "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                          ...small steps....

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                          • They do die younger than we women. The men that retire to senior retirement communities here get more ass than a toilet seat because the ratio of women to men can be about 5:1.

                            I don't care too much about looks (clean is a must). I'd like to say it's because I'm above all that, but it's really because.... how can I put this nicely....

                            they all look the same in the dark.
                            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                            B*tch-lite

                            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                            • i forgot to say one drawback is most of them seem to have wives who usually dont have a sense of humour about banter about their husbands LOL

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                              • The men that retire to senior retirement communities here get more ass than a toilet seat because the ratio of women to men can be about 5:1.
                                ah yes but what i have found with old men is they still want someone to have an ass like a 20 something year old.

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