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    The following ladies room habits bug me:

    1. In a public restroom, if someone is taking a crap, why do they feel the need to let you know they are in there by clearing their throat or pulling the toilet paper or whatever? Why not just keep doing what you are doing? Nobody cares.

    2. Hovering ladies. Do you ladies realize that your hovering is what gets pee all over the toilet seat? For crying out loud, the part of the body that touches the toilet seat is the same exact part that touches a chair or booth in a restaurant. You don't hover while you eat, do you?

    3. Seat protectors left on the seat. Oh my god. You were capable of placing the darn thing on the seat and pressing your thighs into it but you can't bring yourself to ensure that it's flushed when you are finished?

    4. That one lone floater left in the bowl. Why not just wait for the flush to finish to make sure it all went down? Leaving it in there means nobody is going to touch that stall until the cleaning lady comes.
    Female, 5'3", 50, Max squat: 202.5lbs. Max deadlift: 225 x 3.

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    i have worked in fine dining all my life.

    invariably, after a very short time, the ladies' room looks like a bomb went off -- vanity puddled with water, trash overflowing, tissue all over the floor. the men's room looks barely used.
    As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic taste that the cold white wine washed away, leaving only the sea taste and the succulent texture, and as I drank their cold liquid from each shell and washed it down with the crisp taste of the wine, I lost the empty feeling and began to be happy and to make plans.

    – Ernest Hemingway

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    • #3
      Originally posted by sbhikes View Post
      The following ladies room habits bug me:

      1. In a public restroom, if someone is taking a crap, why do they feel the need to let you know they are in there by clearing their throat or pulling the toilet paper or whatever? Why not just keep doing what you are doing? Nobody cares.
      This one I can actually understand--some people tend to "barge" everywhere they go, and the locks on public toilet doors are rarely much good. I see it as a "please don't knock this door in while I'm taking a crap, there's a person in here" kind of thing. Also some people are uncomfortable crapping with so little privacy (I'm one of them), and making some external noise can relieve the mental pressure of wishing there was no one around to hear you poop. It doesn't have to make sense, it's an OCD thing.

      2. Hovering ladies. Do you ladies realize that your hovering is what gets pee all over the toilet seat? For crying out loud, the part of the body that touches the toilet seat is the same exact part that touches a chair or booth in a restaurant. You don't hover while you eat, do you?

      3. Seat protectors left on the seat. Oh my god. You were capable of placing the darn thing on the seat and pressing your thighs into it but you can't bring yourself to ensure that it's flushed when you are finished?

      4. That one lone floater left in the bowl. Why not just wait for the flush to finish to make sure it all went down? Leaving it in there means nobody is going to touch that stall until the cleaning lady comes.
      The rest of these, yeah, that's pretty disgusting.
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      • #4
        1, toilet paper on the floor

        2, pee dribblets on the floor

        3, everything you flushed but that ONE wad of toilet paper went down. why do you not flush again? why do you leave that there to gross me out?

        4, people who clean public restrooms; i know your job sucks, i sympathize heavily. but please oh please when you mop the floor, make it clean and don't just smear the hair and dirt around
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • #5
          I have a she-wee...
          If a bathroom has clean dry seats I just use a paper doily thing and no-worries...
          If it's a mess... I stand and pee.
          I have very good aim BTW.

          The she-wee is also great for boating, hiking (so you don't have to squat and hang your whole bum out if you are near a busier trail), and things like public events/concerts where there may be porta-johns.
          Or just taking a quick wizz in the side of the road on a long car trip like the fellas can.
          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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          • #6
            Laughing so hard. I am one of the few moms that camp with our scout troop. Boys are its, but believe me, girls can be worse. That combined with toilets that do the auto flush and spray water all over... It's not pee, but it always looks like it.

            Fix, wipe the seat down. Nice and fresh.

            Best friend for camping these two years???? Go Girl. Or similar other devices.
            Women can pee standing up with Go Girl | Go Girl Female Urination Device


            Not out of doors without one any more. So wish I had one when I went to India years ago.
            Julia
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            Started Primal Mid January 2011
            Current Weight 183
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            • #7
              I want to know what the ladies are doing in the stall for so long? Especially when there is a big que of people waiting, what takes so long? I can get in and out before anyone in the other stalls has even moved, I just don't understand why anyone would want to stay in there longer than you'd have to.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by jmday View Post
                Best friend for camping these two years???? Go Girl. Or similar other devices.
                Women can pee standing up with Go Girl | Go Girl Female Urination Device


                Not out of doors without one any more. So wish I had one when I went to India years ago.
                Now that is hilarious.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by wiltondeportes View Post
                  Now that is hilarious.
                  one brand makes them shaped like penises

                  i was more than half tempted to buy
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • #10
                    I made my own from a plastic salad dressing bottle. I found that the Lady J funnel fills faster than it drains. I need the generous out flow that a salad dressing bottle provides.

                    Yeah, I hate splashy, vigorous flushers that spray water everywhere.
                    Female, 5'3", 50, Max squat: 202.5lbs. Max deadlift: 225 x 3.

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                    • #11
                      I'm a rebel- I use the handicapped stall. I do jigs in there, work on my novella, and take cat-naps.

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                      • #12
                        Buy house, Demolish house, Build house.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          one brand makes them shaped like penises

                          i was more than half tempted to buy
                          Sucks to be you!

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                          • #14
                            Blood orchid. Tisk tisk tisk.
                            Julia
                            Starting Weight 235 - Dec 1, 2010
                            Started Primal Mid January 2011
                            Current Weight 183
                            Goal 160



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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                              one brand makes them shaped like penises

                              i was more than half tempted to buy
                              ...and it's GOLDEN!!!
                              Maybe a tad large for practicality though?

                              I have both the shewee and the gogirl... and have randomly given gogirls to lady friends in need at times.
                              Sometimes they think I'm nuts.
                              Until they TRY it.

                              I also won't go do anything 'outdoors' without one.
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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