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  • #76
    Originally posted by jojohaligo View Post
    Since fermentation and pickling is paleo, does drinking 2 bottles of vodka a day count for my 80% or 20%?
    80 proof vodka = 20% pickling of the brain. So yes & yes...
    "Science is not belief but the will to find out." ~ Anonymous
    "Culture of the mind must be subservient to the heart." ~ Gandhi
    "The flogging will continue until morale improves." ~ Unknown

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    • #77
      Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
      Well, Betorq at least I already have an pretty good idea is going to be sexy...
      I can consider my own nakedness while looking at his.

      Peril... meh... who knows, he could totally kill my joy.
      I thought this was a family friendly sort of forum.... oh wait, I was on the Disney channel...
      Well, I'm new here... So has the passing of nudie shots by PM come & gone already in the dim past of MDA's youthful beginnings? I don't think posting nude fotos of myself would do anything but piss off these mods, not be approved & get me banned in a New York minute.... Lol
      "Science is not belief but the will to find out." ~ Anonymous
      "Culture of the mind must be subservient to the heart." ~ Gandhi
      "The flogging will continue until morale improves." ~ Unknown

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      • #78
        I don't like vegetables and can't stand to try new things. Can i still join your awesome diet club?
        my primal journal:
        http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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        • #79
          If fat doesn't make you fat, and fat is satisfying, how come when I eat three pounds of butter, I can't stop myself and I was a pound heavier this morning?


          Edit: Actually that one's not very original is it? Just a variation of some others already posted. However, this has been a great diversion, I nearly peed my pants laughing.
          Last edited by jojohaligo; 07-28-2012, 04:49 PM.
          Female, age 51, 5' 9"
          SW - 183 (Jan 22, 2012), CW - 159, GW - healthy.

          Met my 2012 goals by losing 24 pounds.
          2013 goals are to get fit and strong!

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Owly View Post
            I've cut my carbs to under 5g a day and eat bacon and butter for every meal! Why isn't it working?

            I don't know maybe try taking a dump.
            Female, age 51, 5' 9"
            SW - 183 (Jan 22, 2012), CW - 159, GW - healthy.

            Met my 2012 goals by losing 24 pounds.
            2013 goals are to get fit and strong!

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            • #81
              *snort*
              my primal journal:
              http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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              • #82
                "How can we make fun of newbies and boost our egos this week?" I've seen the question phrased in a number of ways, for example, "Will my penis fall off if...? and other questions that shouldn't be asked."
                You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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                • #83
                  "Why are grains bad?"
                  "Science is not belief but the will to find out." ~ Anonymous
                  "Culture of the mind must be subservient to the heart." ~ Gandhi
                  "The flogging will continue until morale improves." ~ Unknown

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Grumpycakes View Post
                    "How can we make fun of newbies and boost our egos this week?" I've seen the question phrased in a number of ways, for example, "Will my penis fall off if...? and other questions that shouldn't be asked."
                    that's shaming language!
                    my primal journal:
                    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Grumpycakes View Post
                      "How can we make fun of newbies and boost our egos this week?" I've seen the question phrased in a number of ways, for example, "Will my penis fall off if...? and other questions that shouldn't be asked."
                      Thing is it's not just newbies. And I will admit I probably asked a couple of dumb questions at the beginning...something about feet I think...
                      Female, age 51, 5' 9"
                      SW - 183 (Jan 22, 2012), CW - 159, GW - healthy.

                      Met my 2012 goals by losing 24 pounds.
                      2013 goals are to get fit and strong!

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Owly View Post
                        Is drinking urine primal?
                        Only if you're a BEAR.
                        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                        • #87
                          Yes well...
                          The same could be said of earning his red wings.
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Grumpycakes View Post
                            "How can we make fun of newbies and boost our egos this week?" I've seen the question phrased in a number of ways, for example, "Will my penis fall off if...? and other questions that shouldn't be asked."
                            Not making fun of newbies at all. However there are newbies and there are newbies who have never read any of the books or Start Here links that are out here - huge difference.
                            Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
                            PS
                            Don't forget to play!

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                              he/she had an amazing idea, he/she should get the honor of going first
                              Simple idea, but fair call

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                              Four years Primal with influences from Jaminet & Shanahan and a focus on being anti-inflammatory. Using Primal to treat CVD and prevent stents from blocking free of drugs.

                              Eat creatures nose-to-tail (animal, fowl, fish, crustacea, molluscs), a large variety of vegetables (raw, cooked and fermented, including safe starches), dairy (cheese & yoghurt), occasional fruit, cocoa, turmeric & red wine

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by peril View Post
                                Simple idea, but fair call

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                                Tease!
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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