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  • #31
    To answer the original question. Yes, your penis will most eventually definitely either off or get burned to a crisp. Enjoy using it while you can.
    http://www.facebook.com/daemonized

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Daemonized View Post
      Which oil is better to cook with soy, canola, olive, or 10w40?
      hard to tell which is the healthiest option?!?
      Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
      PS
      Don't forget to play!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Dirlot View Post
        hard to tell which is the healthiest option?!?
        The better question would have been..is it okay to cook with 10w40 right out of the bottle or is it better after it's been processed in the engine of my car for 10,000 miles?

        Will eating one one grain of rice or a gram of sweet potato cause me to go on a carb binge so bad that I get type five alien diabetes, gain seventy three and a half pounds, and sell two of my kids into slavery?
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Daemonized View Post
          Will eating one one grain of rice or a gram of sweet potato cause me to go on a carb binge so bad that I get type five alien diabetes, gain seventy three and a half pounds, and sell two of my kids into slavery?
          Yes, every single time...

          I'm now in debt three children that I haven't even birthed yet!
          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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          • #35
            I also love this classic:

            "I'm really eating strictly Primally except for the <long list of cheat foods> that I only eat <basically all the time>. I just can't understand why Primal isn't working for me. Help?!?!?"

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            • #36
              Lately, I've been eating bacon for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and five handfuls of nuts as snacks. You guys said that bacon was okay, but could this be causing my plateau even though I never come within ten feet of a carb?
              http://www.facebook.com/daemonized

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              • #37
                Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                Mine did...
                I used to be hung like a farm animal FFS!!! *sobs*

                Oh, wait... NM.
                *scuttles away with penis envy intact*
                goat? pig? cow?
                Optimum Health powered by Actualized Self-Knowledge.

                Predator not Prey
                Paleo Ketogenic Lifestyle

                CW 315 | SW 506
                Current Jeans 46 | Starting Jeans 66


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                • #38
                  Originally posted by quelsen View Post
                  goat? pig? cow?
                  Duck?
                  Inquiring minds!
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • #39
                    Rather than googling it myself, can you tell me the answer to...?
                    Eating primal is not a diet, it is a way of life.
                    PS
                    Don't forget to play!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by KestrelSF View Post
                      Are hookers and cocaine paleo?
                      wait, they're not? uh oh...

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                      • #41
                        Is staying up all night watching Internet Pornography primal? If not, can that be included as part of my 20%?

                        So far so good, as I see no warning signs of impending penile detachment.
                        F 5 ft 3. HW: 196 lbs. Primal SW (May 2011): 182 lbs (42% BF)... W June '12: 160 lbs (29% BF) (UK size 12, US size 8). GW: ~24% BF - have ditched the scales til I fit into a pair of UK size 10 bootcut jeans. Currently aligning towards 'The Perfect Health Diet' having swapped some fat for potatoes.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by KestrelSF View Post
                          Are hookers and cocaine paleo?
                          What did the leper say to the hooker?
                          http://www.facebook.com/daemonized

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Daemonized View Post
                            What did the leper say to the hooker?
                            keep the tip?

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by canio6 View Post
                              keep the tip?
                              Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
                              Nightmares!
                              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                              • #45
                                I have seven toes on my left foot and my rightfoot has the big toe on the right and a missing pinky toe...can you tell me which pair of VFFs I should get?
                                http://www.facebook.com/daemonized

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