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  • #16
    hhhmmm... Perhaps a fluff & nutella sandwich, pre-primal? I ate lots of fake foods, though, so I'm sure I can come up with worse. Maybe Skyline's 5-way chili(w/ beans, onions, & cheese, over spegghetti). Only instance I can think of combining legumes and gluten. Except in fluffernutter sandwhichs, now that I think of it...

    Post-Primal? Pizza, once. Big mistake. That, or poutine.

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    • #17
      Once when I was very young (we're talking about 3-4 years old) I ate a whole funnel fake and threw up everywhere at a fair. I haven't had one since, but it was so traumatic an experience I remember it vividly even at that age. To this day, the image of a funnel cake makes me sick.

      It's wheat flour deep fried in vegetable shortening and coated in powdered sugar. I don't think anything in the world exists that is less Primal.

      Well, perhaps this one meal I ate around 2 years ago at a vegetarian Chinese restaurant. I had a Hindu friend that was strictly vegetarian and this place was his choice for his birthday. Anyway, the dinner was gluten molded into chicken wing shapes, then deep fried. DISGUSTING. The whole meal was so horrible I could hardly eat any of it. One person ordered pseudo-General Tso's Chicken and I just ate all the broccoli on the plate. This was pre-Primal. Horrible, horrible, worst meal of my life. It stunned me that there were no vegetable meals at all on the entire menu of a vegetarian restaurant. There was simply soy and gluten molded into fake meat. Vegetables only came as sides in the form of steamed broccoli and the like.
      Don't put your trust in anyone on this forum, including me. You are the key to your own success.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
        Yeah and it had a 40 on the health score-o-meter. Kind of makes me curious to know what's less of a food.
        And under that it had a box that said "The Bad News- This product contains added sugars and Controversial ingredients"
        As if THOSE were the only problems in that snack.
        Wow... and..
        Yes, of course I've eaten them... I'm from the south, its like a requirement.
        As well as the Cream Pie's chocolate counterpart... the Fudge Round!

        I'm glad I never ate that stuff often. Yikes.
        Last edited by cori93437; 07-13-2012, 11:58 AM.
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • #19
          Pre-primal: The pure protein protein bars. I thought those were kind of good, but then I'd eat like 10 of them in one sitting and feel gross afterward. Ugh, I don't want to look at what were the ingredients in those. I am also guilty of eating lots of packaged ramen, though I liked the kimchi flavored Korean ones a bit more.

          During primal: When I was weaning myself onto it, either BP coffee abuse or more-than-necessary amount of nuts (I still am guilty of the latter )
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          • #20
            as a child... a white bread, american cheese & steak sauce sandwich with fruit loops on the side
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • #21
              My wife.
              I've got of one them journal thingies. One Night At McCool's

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              • #22
                ohhhhhhhh SNAP
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by NicMcCool View Post
                  My wife.
                  Naw dude... totally Primal.
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • #24
                    Yves meatless bologna on white bread with ketchup and soy cheese.

                    There was nothing natural about it, but at least it was veeeeegaaaaaan.
                    Steph
                    My Primal Meanderings

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by NicMcCool View Post
                      My wife.
                      Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                      Naw dude... totally Primal.
                      Keep in mind, he didn't say which hole or how well she washed first...

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Figlio di Moros View Post
                        Keep in mind, he didn't say which hole or how well she washed first...
                        Completely 100% Primal then...
                        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                        • #27
                          A "Napoleon": It's a Bismarck donut, blown up to twice normal size, filled with Bavarian cream, glazed in chocolate syrup and then topped with Reddi-Wip and a Maraschino cherry.

                          It was the incarnate flavor of diabetes type-II.
                          Peak weight on Standard American Diet: 316.8 lbs
                          Initial Weight When Starting Primal: 275 lbs
                          Current weight: 210.8 lbs
                          Goal weight: 220 lbs (or less): MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

                          The way "ChooseMyPlate.gov" should have looked:
                          ChooseMyPlate

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                            Completely 100% Primal then...
                            Only after a shower, though I suppose there's worse things to eat for your 20%. Like pasta, or anything from McDonalds.

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                            • #29
                              I've said this before somewhere, but after training I used to get a large meat lovers pan pizza from the hut and a bunch of double deckers from the bell. I'd dump the tacos on the the pie and eat the whole thing with a bottle of coke.

                              I'm sure there's a little non-primal tucked in that meal somewhere, dude.
                              I've got of one them journal thingies. One Night At McCool's

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                              • #30
                                Damn... I it back. It's totally 100% primal compared to that.

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