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  • We should all be vegetarians/vegans doncha know?

    Because Australopithecus ate forest fruits and other woodland plants, vegetarians/vegans contend homo sapiens should also follow the same diet. Well I have good news! A new study has found they were also eating bark and woody substances. So get that blender out and add some bark to your smoothie. Yummy.

    Oh by the way, Australopithecus had extremely small brains.

    Conclusion: We should be vegetarians/vegans and add bark to our diet and have very small brains. Sounds reasonable to me I suppose. How do I shrink my brain?

    Umm maybe that isn't an optimal choice...Australopithecus went extinct a very long time ago.
    Primal/Paleo is not for everyone, it's for those who have committed to understand.
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    Yeah, I saw this and I don't think it's very controversial because it's pretty well known that our brains grew as a result of eating meat.

    The problem is that our modern brains are smaller than Cro-Magnon's brain and Neanderthal's brain. I'm not so sure this is a good sign. Maybe we can just pack more smarts in a smaller area now, maybe not.

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    • #3
      Some of us are steal eating "bark". Check out how many processed foods have cellulose in the ingredient list
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      • #4
        Well, you eat bark any time you sprinkle something with cinnamon. I think that's a good tribute to Australopithecus.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Moochy View Post
          Oh by the way, Australopithecus had extremely small brains.
          Yeah. Apparently, Jack Kruse has a saying: "Eat like a chimp, think like a chimp."

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          • #6
            you shrink your brain by being a vegan, doncha know! the brain gets so desperate for good nutrition, it eats itself! thats the only way to explain how militant i was about being a vegan for so long!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by JennaRose View Post
              you shrink your brain by being a vegan, doncha know! the brain gets so desperate for good nutrition, it eats itself! thats the only way to explain how militant i was about being a vegan for so long!

              Best line ever.

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              • #8
                I like vegans. They go good with a side of eggs.

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                • #9
                  I ate some bark today. And some branches. Salmon bark and salmon (s)pine branches.
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                  • #10
                    mmmmm bark.

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                    • #11
                      Chocolate bark is awesome.

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