I am still into my study, as religious communities (we are in a heavily Amish area), religions, denominations, spiritualities, etc. pop up on my radar.
To be honest, I would rather eat goat than kiss goat. And I fear I would make a horrible headbanger - just not good at it at all. Y'all would have to treat me like the profoundly disabled person that televangelists like to fawn over on-air: "She is my very special star come down from heaven..." Although, in your case, it might be something like "Grrrrrowl - she is a little turdlet the goat pooped out but we keep her for comparison sake anyway..." Or something like that.