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  • Told my roommate I won't eat popcorn

    "What?!? Are you even American? Corn is the life-blood of this nation! You have just failed in your patriotic duty."



    So, to all Americans out there, apparently it's our "patriotic duty" to eat corn. Especially in the form of charred popcorn.
    "The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."

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    I smoke weed to support the Taliban
    “The whole concept of a macronutrient, like that of a calorie, is determining our language game in such a way that the conversation is not making sense." - Dr. Kurt Harris

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Chaohinon View Post
      I smoke weed to support the Taliban
      Oh no! You're not patriotic!
      "The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."

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      • #4
        Popcorn is a great vehicle foe salt and fat, which is what the brother really wants. i say you pop him up a bowl of that fat-free, unsalted stuff and see how patriotic he feels

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rasputina View Post
          Popcorn is a great vehicle foe salt and fat, which is what the brother really wants. i say you pop him up a bowl of that fat-free, unsalted stuff and see how patriotic he feels
          Bahahaha, he won't admit he was wrong though. But man, that would be a troll.
          "The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Drumroll View Post
            Bahahaha, he won't admit he was wrong though. But man, that would be a troll.
            DO IT! DO IT!!!!
            Also, put a little American flag in the bowl of blandness, just to drive the point home, whilst you feast on on a delicious platter of coconut oil baked hot wings and farmer's sausage...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Rasputina View Post
              DO IT! DO IT!!!!
              Also, put a little American flag in the bowl of blandness, just to drive the point home, whilst you feast on on a delicious platter of coconut oil baked hot wings and farmer's sausage...
              Oh lord...

              You know, his main beef (pun DEFINITELY intended) with my diet as he says it, is the "cost" of it. He says he could never in his life fathom how much money I spend on my groceries. But truth be told, my savings are rising, I'm not really eating out a lot (he does that three times a week), and I'm not going to the store as FREQUENTLY as he is, so in the end, I think I'm probably actually saving a fair bit of money, even if the once weekly blow seems a bit large.

              Another argument against primal debunked!
              "The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."

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              • #8
                I always loved plain air-popped popcorn, yummy!

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                • #9
                  You can't be serious.

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                  • #10
                    Favorite cheat-

                    Heat some coconut oil in stockpot. Toss in sliced jalapeños and fry 3 minutes. Then toss in popcorn and pop.

                    Top with butter and salt.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by fiercehunter View Post
                      You can't be serious.
                      Very serious. Those are his exact words.
                      "The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."

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                      • #12
                        Brainstorm....would bacon fat work for stovetop popping?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by friesonmyburger View Post
                          Brainstorm....would bacon fat work for stovetop popping?
                          I bet it would, but I think you're missing the point here.
                          "The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Drumroll View Post
                            I bet it would, but I think you're missing the point here.
                            It's what I do.

                            But still, how tasty would that be??

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