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    I'm surprised how often I laugh (in a good way) at things said by other forum users. Who knew we were so hilarious or maybe I'm just very easily amused?

    Whether funny, sarcastic, or just completely out of context, share quotes from MDA forum that have put a smile on your face.

    Here's a few that I've LOL'd at lately...
    • "It is the Holy Grail of poo." - Grumpycakes
    • "men and horses are way different. Horses are more inclined to please" - drssgchic
    • "Eating a sweet potato in winter is like wearing white after Labour Day." - Owly
    • "Let them laugh. It's probably the closest thing to an ab workout they've gotten in years." - ChocoTaco369
    My Primal Journal - Food, pics, the occasional rant, so...the usual.

    I love cooking. It's sexy science that you stuff in your face. - carlh

  • #2
    "Always check the setting on the blowtorch." - Seashells
    I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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    • #3
      "I don't have an eating disorder" -fiercehunter
      Everything is bad for something - How do you feel today?

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      • #4
        -"So I got hit by a car last night" - random forum member
        "You are probably suffering from Iodine deficiency! *links*" -Grizz
        Everything is bad for something - How do you feel today?

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        • #5
          That's when I stood up and was all, "I think I better talk to your father, kid. 'Cause this shit ain't working. Does it look like I workout? Or are you just thinking I fell out my momma's baby-garden looking like this?" - NicMcCool

          and another from him....

          "My breakfast looks like a chicken abortion clinic after spring break if that makes you feel any better."

          90% of what comes out of that guy is freakin' hilarious! Love that guy

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          • #6
            "Yeah, I'm not too worried but still... BALLSACK!" - Ecks

            "A frito lay is a demonic organism which sheds its skin and sells the rancid skin chips to humans." - Alex Good

            "I'm actually banned from doing the dishes. I tend to break more than I put away. Ever seen a bear try to open a jar of mayo? It's like that only angrier... and no mayo. " - NicMcCool

            90% of what comes out of that guy is freakin' hilarious! Love that guy
            Agreed. It's entirely possible this thread might end up just being a vast collection of NicMcCoolisms
            Last edited by DashFire; 06-21-2012, 03:53 PM.
            My Primal Journal - Food, pics, the occasional rant, so...the usual.

            I love cooking. It's sexy science that you stuff in your face. - carlh

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            • #7
              "Stop trolling the thread please" - Spacey
              Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

              Griff's cholesterol primer
              5,000 Cal Fat <> 5,000 Cal Carbs
              Winterbike: What I eat every day is what other people eat to treat themselves.
              TQP: I find for me that nutrition is much more important than what I do in the gym.
              bloodorchid is always right

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              • #8
                "You've apparently all the rhetorical acumen of a tapeworm, and the perspicacity of maggots on roadkill." - Finnegan's Wake.

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                • #9
                  I feel that the softness that women have now is doing nothing but pussifying society through emasculation of the remaining men left; that and soy.


                  ``Sihana
                  As I ate the oysters with their strong taste of the sea and their faint metallic taste that the cold white wine washed away, leaving only the sea taste and the succulent texture, and as I drank their cold liquid from each shell and washed it down with the crisp taste of the wine, I lost the empty feeling and began to be happy and to make plans.

                  Ernest Hemingway

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                  • #10
                    Wanderlust said:

                    Frying bacon and spilling water into the sizzling bacon grease, sans shirt... This one seems to repeat itself though...
                    I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Crabbcakes View Post
                      Wanderlust said:

                      Frying bacon and spilling water into the sizzling bacon grease, sans shirt... This one seems to repeat itself though...
                      That just makes sense though. Who would want to be wearing their work shirt when there's a splatter of bacon fat? Makes you look unprofessional.
                      Disclaimer: I eat 'meat and vegetables' ala Primal, although I don't agree with the carb curve. I like Perfect Health Diet and WAPF Lactofermentation a lot.

                      Griff's cholesterol primer
                      5,000 Cal Fat <> 5,000 Cal Carbs
                      Winterbike: What I eat every day is what other people eat to treat themselves.
                      TQP: I find for me that nutrition is much more important than what I do in the gym.
                      bloodorchid is always right

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by magicmerl View Post
                        That just makes sense though. Who would want to be wearing their work shirt when there's a splatter of bacon fat? Makes you look unprofessional.
                        I agree. But I have the perfect old-fashioned device guaranteed to help both of you... chef's aprons.
                        I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                          I think I unconsciously started making motorboat noises at some point... *thoughtful pause*
                          wheee
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • #14
                            Primitiva - "I shop at the Hispanic markets and sometimes I have seen the bull's "parts", and I'm like how am I supposed to cook this thing"


                            Pinup - "Roast the wiener over a campfire. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes."
                            I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                            • #15
                              Rivven once wrote, to justify his peanut butter consumption, "....because fuck you, that's why."

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