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  • #31
    Originally posted by Crabbcakes View Post
    pssst - Saoirse... I honestly don't know... would you tell me?
    She's making dinner probably.

    Here: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread22903.html

    I have the proud distinction of being the originator of the kayaking metaphor. That was the best MDA forum thread ever. Give it a read.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
      the kayaking metaphor.
      Oohhhhhhhhh.

      (went over there... got lucky and found it so soon... best. thread. ever... will probably lose sleep reading it all)
      I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
        She's making dinner probably.

        Here: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread22903.html
        nope. i was working my first shift in my new health food store! woohoo!!!
        Originally posted by Crabbcakes View Post
        Oohhhhhhhhh.

        (went over there... got lucky...
        *high five!*
        my primal journal:
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
          I have the proud distinction of being the originator of the kayaking metaphor. That was the best MDA forum thread ever. Give it a read.
          I *knew* it was you who started it Paleobird! Good stuff...
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          • #35
            "Excuse me, but FUCK LOW FAT... Why do you keep saying those words?!?" - Finnegans Wake
            My Primal Journal - Food, pics, the occasional rant, so...the usual.

            I love cooking. It's sexy science that you stuff in your face. - carlh

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            • #36
              Originally posted by noodletoy View Post
              I feel that the softness that women have now is doing nothing but pussifying society through emasculation of the remaining men left; that and soy.

              ``Sihana
              I might have to get that tattooed on my ribcage, now.

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              • #37
                I made the list! Woo hoo!

                I have "Because fuck you, that's why" and *thoughtful pause* on the tip of my tongue far too often- and no one would get it.
                http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

                Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

                And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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                • #38
                  My favourite when told my face is too thin is to tell people theirs is too fat. Conversation killer if I ever seen one. - smilingjustalittlebit
                  My Primal Journal - Food, pics, the occasional rant, so...the usual.

                  I love cooking. It's sexy science that you stuff in your face. - carlh

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                  • #39
                    Posted by bloodorchid :

                    also, i know a girl who knows a girl who knew a girl who stopped eating bread and she DIED

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                    • #40
                      keithpowers said ( about a comment i made )Yeah, but it makes up for it with sheer, ball-crushing awesomeness.
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                      • #41
                        Dado said that the last time he posted a picture of himself on the interwebs, someone photoshopped a cock on it...

                        Cori93437's response:

                        Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                        As long as it's a nice one, and free-range organic, what's the problem?

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                        • #42
                          flog yourself with a stick of butter and pray Goddess Paula forgives you - bloodorchid
                          My Primal Journal - Food, pics, the occasional rant, so...the usual.

                          I love cooking. It's sexy science that you stuff in your face. - carlh

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                          • #43
                            Dado on the Primal Poet thread...

                            My balls sit, sweat
                            swell with good things
                            I squat and they touch
                            ground is cold
                            but nothing much
                            more than the old
                            balls hanging


                            Genius!
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Crabbcakes View Post
                              Oohhhhhhhhh.

                              (went over there... got lucky and found it so soon... best. thread. ever... will probably lose sleep reading it all)
                              I was the OP on that thread and the really funny thing is I was not thinking of kayaking when I first posted it. I was thrilled about how beautiful and powerful I felt being Primal.

                              It is a super fun thread. One warning though, a certain iodine enthusiast shows up at some point and makes it his personal mission to help improve our kayaking techniques. Poor Mrs. G.
                              Primal since 9/24/2010
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