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  • #16
    Originally posted by OneDeltaTenTango View Post
    Rivven once wrote, to justify his peanut butter consumption, "....because fuck you, that's why."
    LOL Amazeballs! That is some awesome shit.
    A Post-Primal PrimalPat

    Do not allow yourself to become wrapped up in a food 'lifestyle'. That is ego, and you are not that.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by OneDeltaTenTango View Post
      Rivven once wrote, to justify his peanut butter consumption, "....because fuck you, that's why."
      One of my favorite lines ever. I actually stole it and use it occasionally....not for peanut butter, but for life in general.
      Using low lectin/nightshade free primal to control autoimmune arthritis. (And lost 50 lbs along the way )

      http://www.krispin.com/lectin.html

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Gilleh View Post
        "I don't have an eating disorder" -fiercehunter
        LOL

        Can't remember who said these, but they were something like this:

        OP:

        "I just drank a teaspoon of olive oil, it helps to get rid of my hunger. I've been doing this lately, is this ok??"

        Reply:

        "You have exactly 72 hours to live."
        "The mountains are calling and I must go."
        --John Muir


        "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
        --Tommy Caldwell


        ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
        --Hyperlithic

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        • #19
          Hah, I made it into the MDA qoutes LOL.

          "that's when you step out with your arms open and say "ladies! you may lick me now" - Bloodorchid
          "Go For Broke"
          Fat Kine-230/24% @ 6'2"
          Small Kine-168/9%
          Now- 200/8%
          Goal- 210/6%

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Crabbcakes View Post
            Wanderlust said:

            Frying bacon and spilling water into the sizzling bacon grease, sans shirt... This one seems to repeat itself though...
            Happened again this morning making breakfast, I think my learning curve is flat.
            "Go For Broke"
            Fat Kine-230/24% @ 6'2"
            Small Kine-168/9%
            Now- 200/8%
            Goal- 210/6%

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            • #21
              ...so I was under her catching the yolk in my mouth while she was squeezing the egg with her thighs and the other two dumb oafs were cheering us on like idiots.

              And then my wife walked in.
              can you guess who said that?

              This thread has inspired my pendulum revolution. You know, since Grok didn't have underwear and all.
              coincidentally, same guy. funny bloke.
              Last edited by Saoirse; 06-22-2012, 09:08 PM.
              my primal journal:
              http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Wanderlust View Post
                Happened again this morning making breakfast, I think my learning curve is flat.
                Honolulu, is it? Well, then, I could ditch the rednecks and come and show you how to remedy this in person...
                I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                • #23
                  I hope it doesn't involve bacon burns below the waist.....
                  "Go For Broke"
                  Fat Kine-230/24% @ 6'2"
                  Small Kine-168/9%
                  Now- 200/8%
                  Goal- 210/6%

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Wanderlust View Post
                    I hope it doesn't involve bacon burns below the waist.....
                    Oh, no no no. You don't abuse a nice, Primal body that way. Those Hawaiian shirts out there - you could try throwing one on in front of the stove... bare chests belong more properly on the beach, where a bacon-fed Primal body can show itself off...

                    But, since bacon is the cause of all this trouble, you could switch breakfast foods. One of my favorites is fresh sausage... nitrite-free, of course.
                    I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                    • #25
                      I love cooking. It's sexy science that you stuff in your face. - carlh
                      My Primal Journal - Food, pics, the occasional rant, so...the usual.

                      I love cooking. It's sexy science that you stuff in your face. - carlh

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                      • #26
                        Read on the Paleo Bread Finally! thread.

                        Topic: a bakery announces its offering of Paleo Bread...


                        "There is already a paleo bread. Meatloaf." - chima p
                        I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                        • #27
                          I'm always psyched about a "clean snap." The best indicator of it all being "dialed in." Forget her name, but she's from Oz.
                          Wheat is the new tobacco. Spread the word.

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                          • #28
                            Anything to do with Kayacking...in the Feeling Sexy thread, I believe.
                            My Before/After Pics
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                            "I am a work in progress." -Ani DiFranco

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by FairyRae View Post
                              Anything to do with Kayacking...in the Feeling Sexy thread, I believe.
                              yes, now especially if the person is completely unaware of the euphemism.
                              my primal journal:
                              http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
                                yes, now especially if the person is completely unaware of the euphemism.
                                pssst - Saoirse... I honestly don't know... would you tell me?
                                I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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