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  • Bath Salts & the Primal Lifestyle

    Do you think you can live a primal lifestyle while using Bath Salts?

    Human face is meat, right?

  • #2
    Eugh, depends on how much cosmetics and plastic surgery is involved...
    carl's cave

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    • #3
      lol!

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      • #4
        What is this bath salts thing I keep hearing about? The only bath salts I'm familiar with are the ones you pour in a tub full of hot water to help you relax.
        --Trish (Bork)
        TROPICAL TRADITIONS REFERRAL # 7625207
        http://pregnantdiabetic.blogspot.com
        FOOD PORN BLOG! http://theprimaljunkfoodie.blogspot.com

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        • #5
          Look, either eat faces primally naturally or don't bother.

          The primal lifestyle is about getting away from all those processed chemicals that will interfere with you body's own healing mechanisms.

          So do you face eating in an instinctive manner with full body movements, and only when your body tells you it's craving the face of another human being.

          Okay?

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          • #6
            yep, s'a drug that is making people do really violent crazy things like torture dogs to death, rape animals, chew pieces of that still-alive guy's face off

            but for some reason it's called bath salts
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
              What is this bath salts thing I keep hearing about? The only bath salts I'm familiar with are the ones you pour in a tub full of hot water to help you relax.
              It's worse than PCP, apparently cops can't handle many people when they're on bath salts.
              Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
              Starting Weight: 294 pounds
              Current Weight: 235 pounds
              Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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              • #8
                Why give it such a complacent name? You hear words like Marijuana, Meth, PCP, and know they're bad. Why not call it Pyro Meth?
                *goes to protect her stash of actual, therapeutic bath salts*
                --Trish (Bork)
                TROPICAL TRADITIONS REFERRAL # 7625207
                http://pregnantdiabetic.blogspot.com
                FOOD PORN BLOG! http://theprimaljunkfoodie.blogspot.com

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                • #9
                  If I remember correctly they were sold under the name 'bath salts" in head shops. They have also been sold as 'glass cleaner' and the like. I am not sure if this is to throw off the police or to make them seem safer, then again anyone ingesting glass cleaner or bath salts and thinking it safe is an idiot.

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                  • #10
                    Unless you're that dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding
                    "Eh. Put a lil windex on it."
                    --Trish (Bork)
                    TROPICAL TRADITIONS REFERRAL # 7625207
                    http://pregnantdiabetic.blogspot.com
                    FOOD PORN BLOG! http://theprimaljunkfoodie.blogspot.com

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
                      Unless you're that dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding
                      "Eh. Put a lil windex on it."
                      Ammonia and Rubbing Alcohol have multiple uses
                      Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                      Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                      Current Weight: 235 pounds
                      Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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                      • #12
                        Lol! I'd prefer you to use bath salts somewhere other than Miami, we have had enough "zombie apocalypse" bullshiz for a lifetime

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DarthFriendly View Post
                          Look, either eat faces primally naturally or don't bother.

                          The primal lifestyle is about getting away from all those processed chemicals that will interfere with you body's own healing mechanisms.

                          So do you face eating in an instinctive manner with full body movements, and only when your body tells you it's craving the face of another human being.

                          Okay?
                          Sound advice...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
                            *goes to protect her stash of actual, therapeutic bath salts*
                            Yep, that's what the face eating guy said too...
                            If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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                            • #15
                              The only face I eat is pork jowl.
                              --Trish (Bork)
                              TROPICAL TRADITIONS REFERRAL # 7625207
                              http://pregnantdiabetic.blogspot.com
                              FOOD PORN BLOG! http://theprimaljunkfoodie.blogspot.com

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