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  • #46
    Originally posted by Jamilyn121 View Post
    I always tell my 6 year old to get her "tiny hiney" to bed, to the table, in the shower, etc. It's just a playful statement but one time she said to me, "Mommy, if I have a tiny hiney, what does yours rhyme with?" After a few seconds of thought she shook her head and said, "Nothing, your hiney is just really big."

    She didn't mean it to be hurtful or spiteful, and I laughed so hard that I had to sit down right there in the middle of the hallway. After all, she is pretty right on!!
    my kids have told me numerous times that i have a large ass. and it's true, comparatively speaking my ass is huge compared to theirs.
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    • #47
      LOL...these are making me giggle! I was in the restroom at a store one time and there was a woman in the stall next to me with her kid in there with her....obviously she was getting ready to go and her kid piped up....Mommy you are STILL bleeding??? She shushed him superquick....I almost literally laughed out loud but managed to stifle it....

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      • #48
        When my daughters were really little, they found my wife's *sanitary napkins* under the sink in the bathroom and wanted to know what they were. At the time, rather than explain, my wife just told them they were her *special napkins* and thought no more of it ... until a month later when she was having the pastor over to the house for dinner and had the girls help by setting the table while she cooked.

        When she went to put the food out everyone was at the table and there was one of her *special* napkins under each set of silverware.

        The girls were so proud.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by brahnamin View Post
          When my daughters were really little, they found my wife's *sanitary napkins* under the sink in the bathroom and wanted to know what they were. At the time, rather than explain, my wife just told them they were her *special napkins* and thought no more of it ... until a month later when she was having the pastor over to the house for dinner and had the girls help by setting the table while she cooked.

          When she went to put the food out everyone was at the table and there was one of her *special* napkins under each set of silverware.

          The girls were so proud.
          OH MY GAAAAAWWWWWDDDDD!!

          I think I just peed my pants!!!
          I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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