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The dichotomy of your beautifully seared (medium rare of course) grass-fed steak with steaming vegetables cooking next to a stellar effort of over-boiled and burned Velveta Mac and cheese.
The irony is priceless.
"The cling and a clang is the metal in my head when I walk. I hear a sort of, this tinging noise - cling clang. The cling clang. So many things happen while walking. The metal in my head clangs and clings as I walk - freaks my balance out. So the natural thought is just clogged up. Totally clogged up. So we need to unplug these dams, and make the the natural flow... It sort of freaks me out. We need to unplug the dams. You cannot stop the natural flow of thought with a cling and a clang..."
I thought it was the goldy and silvery that was priceless...
I get the same thing at work during lunch- fast food, fast food, canned soup, pasta from a box and packet, and leftover meat and veggies. (That's not counting all the cookies and muffins and energy drinks and sodas.)
That drives me crazy because people are always careless about where they fling their frigging pasta. Hello, some of us can't have gluten!
In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.
I felt so bad last night.. I had a lovely plate with salad, leftover pull pork and a sweet potato.I made my husband a frozen pizza that the box looked good but the reality was not. So he had this bad looking pizza on a plate, and I guess it was awful. Meanwhile I'm gobbling up a plate of delicious that is healthy.
DUDE EAT MEAT!!!! JUST EAT FRIGGING MEAT!
I'm ready to cry- he just does not like meat. He tries.... other people devour my meat. He looks like he is being tortured eating a bit of pork. He'll eat fish, but I can only eat fish 1-2 times a week before I get tired of it.
Cook a man a fish and he eats it 1-2 times a week, teach a man to cook his own fish and he can eat it whenever the f*ck he wants.
or something like that
Ha ha! Touche . . .
I think people who claim they can't cook simply aren't trying (unless there is some sort of developmental disability going on there) . . . it isn't nearly so hard as people make it out to be. He could foil wrap his fish and bake it in the oven just as easily as he can nuke a nasty frozen pizza. Guaranteed.