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    You get a brand new Droid phone and while you are standing in the Sprint store the very first app you download is the primal feed! LOL I LOVE IT I'M HOOKED.

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    ok just wondering if anyone has seen the "you might be a redneck if....." comedy by jeff foxworthy????

    Not saying I am country or anything.....

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    • #3
      You might be primal if... instead of salivating over dessert, you're drooling over the fat on your lovely marbled ribeye.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jaradel View Post
        You might be primal if... instead of salivating over dessert, you're drooling over the fat on your lovely marbled ribeye.
        OMG.... THIS! The fat one my RARE ribeye was the perfect seasoning for my pile of steamed broccoli the other day.


        You might be primal if... you head out to a past favorite sports bar with friends to watch the UFC fights only to find that the entire place reeks of salty veg oil grease. True story... Bleh.
        I drank a lot of unsweetened tea with lime. LOL
        “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • #5
          Oooh! I didn't know about the primal feed. Thanks a million!

          You might be primal if you find yourself getting exited at the thought of chocolate covered bacon
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          • #6
            You go to a brunch wearing a fantastic tailored dress that you now fit back into, get loads of compliments on how great you're looking, and then confuse everyone when they see your plate piled full of bacon, more bacon, eggs, and some fruit.
            “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jaradel View Post
              You might be primal if... instead of salivating over dessert, you're drooling over the fat on your lovely marbled ribeye.
              LOL Right!

              I took great delight today, at poking the piece of marrow out of the middle of the bone in my ham steak.

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              • #8
                You might be primal if...you order steak as an appetizer, and main course:-)
                Free your mind, and your Grok will follow!

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                • #9
                  You pick up some soy milk for your vegetarian roommate and hide it in the bottom of your shopping cart because you're embarrassed to be seen with it.
                  “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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                  • #10
                    You check your cat's food label to make sure the salmon is wild and not farmed.

                    You rationalise cheating on your girlfriend as part of the 80/20 rule.

                    You can tell someone the exact number of grams of fructose in what their eating.

                    Instead of buying your mother a box of chocolates for christmas, you opt to buy her some high quality purified lemon flavoured fish oil tablets.

                    You turn down a date with a really hot girl because you think it might increase your cortisol levels too high.

                    You give your parents a lecture on the negatives of the 'heart healthy' margerine they just bought.

                    You scoff at your friends idea to take part in attempting an annual fun run because you don't believe in 'chronic cardio'.

                    You dream date is a lactose intolerant celiac.

                    You consider polygamy as a way too boost your primal cred.

                    You force yourself to enjoy fishing and the taste of fish.

                    Your friends no longer ask you for advice on anything because 99% of the time your solution is to increase dietary fat intake and get the Vitamin d levels checked.
                    Last edited by J_walking_jonny; 02-08-2012, 02:02 AM.

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                    • #11
                      Oh yes the fat on a steak....yum
                      You might be primal when the thought of your cooking for a boatload of people sounds so much better than ordering pizza!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by J_walking_jonny View Post
                        You check your cat's food label to make sure the salmon is wild and not farmed.

                        You rationalise cheating on your girlfriend as part of the 80/20 rule.

                        You can tell someone the exact number of grams of fructose in what their eating.

                        Instead of buying your mother a box of chocolates for christmas, you opt to buy her some high quality purified lemon flavoured fish oil tablets.

                        You turn down a date with a really hot girl because you think it might increase your cortisol levels too high.

                        You give your parents a lecture on the negatives of the 'heart healthy' margerine they just bought.

                        You scoff at your friends idea to take part in attempting an annual fun run because you don't believe in 'chronic cardio'.

                        You dream date is a lactose intolerant celiac. hahahahahaha

                        You consider polygamy as a way too boost your primal cred.

                        You force yourself to enjoy fishing and the taste of fish.

                        Your friends no longer ask you for advice on anything because 99% of the time your solution is to increase dietary fat intake and get the Vitamin d levels checked.
                        f'ng hilarious

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                        • #13
                          You might be primal when... you are sure that no matter what happens you could never date again because there aren't many guys in the world who will smile at you while you tear into the biggest rarest steak a restaurant has to offer.

                          (Happily married to a guy who loves my love of big rare steaks!)
                          “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                          ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                          And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                            You might be primal when... you are sure that no matter what happens you could never date again because there aren't many guys in the world who will smile at you while you tear into the biggest rarest steak a restaurant has to offer.

                            (Happily married to a guy who loves my love of big rare steaks!)
                            Lol- I went on a date recently and forgot to eat that day. I was eyeing the steaks and settled on a decent, but not huge one. Don't want to look like I'm just after an expensive meal, ya know? When he ordered the same size AND well done- I was glad I hadn't gone bigger! Lucky for him he was pleased that I was glad it was a steakhouse

                            You might be primal if your one meal can be a 1+# medium rare steak (ok, some days just rare) and a whole sweet potato- both cooked in butter. As a girl.
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                            • #15
                              You might be primal if you walk in the door from the gym and make a beeline for the leftover steak you know is in the fridge. Then you decide to follow that with some banana-cado pudding.

                              Also, if you consider mashed banana and avocado with some cocoa and coconut milk to be "pudding", you may also be primal.
                              “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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