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  • #16
    Originally posted by Owly View Post
    You might be primal if you walk in the door from the gym and make a beeline for the leftover steak you know is in the fridge. Then you decide to follow that with some banana-cado pudding.

    Also, if you consider mashed banana and avocado with some cocoa and coconut milk to be "pudding", you may also be primal.
    This one of those things you read and think to yourself "Why didn't I think of that??!?!?!" I'll be making that asap

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    • #17
      You might be primal if you and your spouses idea of watching television is to hurl insults at all the "food" (and I use that word very loosely) commercials.

      You might be primal if you tell the waitress at Mimi's that she can take the complimentary bread basket back, and then ask if they can make french onion soup without the piece of bread floating at the top.

      As a side note - being somewhat newly primal, I just enjoyed my first piece of dark meat chicken in literally YEARS last night! Lemme tell ya - one more boneless, skinless chicken breast and I was gonna start spitting feathers! Yummy - drumstick WITH the skin!!!!! Woohooo! Happy Dance!!!!

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      • #18
        You might be primal if you watch Biggest Loser while eating a pan fried steak on a bed of kerrygold-sauteed spinach and laugh.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Jaeden Ironwolf View Post
          You might be primal if you watch Biggest Loser while eating a pan fried steak on a bed of kerrygold-sauteed spinach and laugh.
          win.
          "Today’s technological age is enjoyed by the fattest, laziest humans in the history of humanity." -Mark Sisson

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          • #20
            You dream date is a lactose intolerant celiac.

            You consider polygamy as a way too boost your primal cred.

            Your friends no longer ask you for advice on anything because 99% of the time your solution is to increase dietary fat intake and get the Vitamin d levels checked.
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            • #21
              You might be primal when the goth girl in the grocery store does a double take at your freaky shoes.
              “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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              • #22
                You might be primal if you've ever found yourself standing in your kitchen gnawing on a stalk of broccoli while you're waiting for your ribeye to cook
                Subduction leads to orogeny

                My blog that I don't update as often as I should: http://primalclimber.blogspot.com/

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Jaradel View Post
                  You might be primal if... instead of salivating over dessert, you're drooling over the fat on your lovely marbled ribeye.
                  Peak weight on Standard American Diet: 316.8 lbs
                  Initial Weight When Starting Primal: 275 lbs
                  Current weight: 210.8 lbs
                  Goal weight: 220 lbs (or less): MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

                  The way "ChooseMyPlate.gov" should have looked:
                  ChooseMyPlate

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                  • #24
                    You might be primal if you walk into the work kitchen and get revolted by the smell and sight of all the boxed processed diet foods the peepsm are eating in a vain attempt to loose weight. You sigh, and leave with your big ass salad while everyone is eyeing your fresh avocado and salmon salad with homemade mayo dressing.
                    Julia
                    Starting Weight 235 - Dec 1, 2010
                    Started Primal Mid January 2011
                    Current Weight 183
                    Goal 160



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                    • #25
                      You might be primal when:

                      Your in your mid-50s, take no medication, shun doctors, and are disgusted by people you know your age who do nothing but complain about their health.

                      You have not taken antibiotics in over 3 years

                      Your SO leaves the room because of your crunching sounds because you are eating the bone ends of a roasted chicken

                      Your SO has finally given up on getting you to wear anything other than VFF or go barefoot in public
                      Randal
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                      • #26
                        If you're a bachelor and you find yourself at the store buying two packages of bacon instead of just one.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by J_walking_jonny View Post
                          You check your cat's food label to make sure the salmon is wild and not farmed.

                          You rationalise cheating on your girlfriend as part of the 80/20 rule.

                          You can tell someone the exact number of grams of fructose in what their eating.

                          Instead of buying your mother a box of chocolates for christmas, you opt to buy her some high quality purified lemon flavoured fish oil tablets.

                          You turn down a date with a really hot girl because you think it might increase your cortisol levels too high.

                          You give your parents a lecture on the negatives of the 'heart healthy' margerine they just bought.

                          You scoff at your friends idea to take part in attempting an annual fun run because you don't believe in 'chronic cardio'.

                          You dream date is a lactose intolerant celiac.

                          You consider polygamy as a way too boost your primal cred.

                          You force yourself to enjoy fishing and the taste of fish.

                          Your friends no longer ask you for advice on anything because 99% of the time your solution is to increase dietary fat intake and get the Vitamin d levels checked.
                          +1

                          You sir, are hilarious.

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                          • #28
                            You might be primal if... You no longer get excited about the refreshments after events!
                            There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
                            There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
                            There is society, where none intrudes,
                            By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
                            I love not man the less, but Nature more...
                            ~Lord Byron

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                            • #29
                              You might be primal if . . . your compost pile has so many eggshells, cauliflower cores, woody asparagus-ends, and outer cabbage leaves that you have run out of dry leaves to cover with and are thinking of buying a straw bale.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by PrimalSexyCat View Post
                                You get a brand new Droid phone and while you are standing in the Sprint store the very first app you download is the primal feed! LOL I LOVE IT I'M HOOKED.
                                Oh my gosh..downloaded this to my kindle. Cool as hell app!!
                                Karin


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