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My father was -- a VLCer, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the mashed potatoes to save her metabolism. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the bacon to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so carbo-face?" He comes at me with the bacon. "Why so carbo-face?!" He sticks the rasher in my mouth. "Let's do a 24 hour fast after this!"
First of all, +1 for the Joker reference. Second of all... Eli did what?
In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.