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  • Wet Dreams of Food

    Ever have one of those dreams in which seem so real? And when you wake up you notice that your body has responded accordingly to those dreams? Guys know what I am talking about. Wet dreams are the spice of life for the teenage boy. But, have you ever has a wet food dream?

    Last night I had some weird dreams. In one dream I walked into a cafeteria similar to the one from my school days. Someone had just finished eating and left there tray on the table. But, there was still a good amount of food left over. In fact, it looked like a platter of food for a large group of people. On it was one of my pre-pb meals: Chinese food. It had pecking chicken, sesame chicken, general tao chicken, all breaded, fried, and soaked in a that sweet sugar laden sauce.

    What did I do upon seeing this left over food? Well, I attacked it like an animal that hasn't eaten in days. I ate every piece of chicken on the plate and scooped up all the juice and goo and sucked it all down. Then I noticed an unfinished coke on the table. I polished that off too.

    The funny thing is, unlike normal wet dreams, I did not enjoy the experience. In fact, while eating in my dream I was loathing myself. I felt guilty like I had betrayed myself. I knew better yet I did it anyways. I continued to eat even when I felt worse and worse during the whole ordeal.

    Why would I do such a thing in my dream. I am like the Apostle Paul who said "For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate."

    But, like wet dreams, there was a physical reaction from my body. When I woke I was starving. Could the dream have triggered a shot of insulin in my body? Or did my hunger trigger the dream? Who knows? What I didn't do was eat a bunch of junk to satisfy my "lust" for sweet chicken. What I did do was eat two eggs and sausage and left for work.

    Perhaps my dreams will be better tonight. Maybe, instead of dreaming of Chinese chicken, I'll dream of a Chinese chick wearing a daring red dress. One can only hope.

  • #2
    I have actually never had a wet dream. They only happen if you don't masturbate, and I've been whackin' away since I was 11 with nary a break.
    Today I will: Eat food, not poison. Plan for success, not settle for failure. Live my real life, not a virtual one. Move and grow, not sit and die.

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    • #3
      lmao ! hilarious!

      I had similar dreams when i was a veghead--would dream about downing a plate of chicken nuggets or tenders (my favoreeeet) and would feel incredible guilt in my dream. although sometimes I would be like "Whatever, don't care" then I'd wake up feeling very relieved it was a dream.

      that's great you were able to keep your head! good for you i was never so strong after those dreams, i would go out and buy franken-nuggets lol

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      • #4
        About a week after I cut out wheat, I had a very vivid dream about buttered rolls. Totally know what you mean about this...

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        • #5
          similar - after I cut out wheat and sugar, I woke up in the middle of a sweet, gooey, warm cinnamon roll dream. My husband did NOT believe me it was about food! lol
          my info:

          If you can't tell the truth about yourself, you can't tell it about other people --- Virginia Woolf

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          • #6
            During my decade of vegetarianism I had many dreams about steak and fried chicken. I would wake up after pigging out in my dream with a feeling of loathing.

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            • #7
              I fully believe that the hunger triggers the dream and not the other way around. I went through a period in my life where I ate as few calories as possible. A normal day was 700-1000 calories. I dreamed of cakes and do-nuts every night. I can still remember one particular dream. I woke up knowing that I was starving.

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              • #8
                I call them food nightmares where I binge in a downward spiral, completely out of control

                oh yeah, they've been mega twinkies, entire pies with coconut and a quart of cream, and other scary stuff.

                I usually wake up freaked out more than anything else
                --Trish (Bork)
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                • #9
                  Oh man, this thread brings me back to my first weeks of primal living. I had a dream that sugar consumption was causing people to become zombies, and that everyone around me was eating sugar. I commonly have zombie apocalypse dreams but never one caused by sugar.

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                  • #10
                    in the first few months after I figured out just how sick gluten made me, I had several dreams of sitting down at a table and digging into decadent gluteny treats and then suddenly realizing what I had done. I would wake up in a panic trying to figure out if I should call in sick to work, sure that the gluten would be kicking in soon.

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