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  • thought I was alone!

    I farted.......I was not alone.

    Lady in my office left embarrassed and mad without saying a word.

    too much protein?

  • #2
    That's funny - but glad I didn't have to smell it


    • #3
      Yeah all my farts smell really heavily of bacon, even when all ive had is beef.

      On the plus side though, I am DEFINITELY farting LESS than I was before I went paleo. Right before the change, I was like a constant gas cloud. Obviously something wasnt happy down there.
      "Since going primal, I've found that there are very few problems that cannot be solved with butter and/or bacon fat."

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      • #4
        I still get the raw broccolli farts sometimes but nothing as bad as when I was eating grains. I was like a methane factory.
        Integrity is what we do when nobody's watching.


        • #5
          I rarely fart unless I eat grains or beans.

          When I do, it rarely smells.

          So the overall impact of my farts is probably on average 1% of my pre-Primal fartilocity (yes, fartilocity. I just made up that word and I am keeping it).
          Today I will: Eat food, not poison. Plan for success, not settle for failure. Live my real life, not a virtual one. Move and grow, not sit and die.

          My Primal Journal


          • #6
            I was on a very fast elevator when I worked in downtown Denver once... with several people... the elevator came to a screeching, stomach jumping halt between floors and the lights went out.

            Someone screamed and grabbed my arm and I farted very loud...

            That is my funniest fart story.

            I mos' debinatly fart way less eating primal. Much more feminine about my back passage ... grin.... as if THAT is what I worry about.
            We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde