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  • My wife objects to my 'Vegetarians Are Delicious' t-shirt . . .

    Anyone else got some primal/paleo ideas just waiting to be sprung on the unwary world?

    As suggested in the title of the thread, one of mine would be a t-shirt that on the front said, 'Eat Vegetarian' and on the back 'Vegetarians are Delicious' . . . Maybe with a picture of a cow underneath, chewing her cud just to avoid confusion.

    Anyone else have any fun/funny ideas of ways our primal world could quietly creep into the commercial awareness of CW's world.

  • #2
    When my niece was in FFA she went to the national conference and came home with a shirt that said Vegetarian: The village idiot who couldn't start a fire.
    Georgette

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    • #3
      I had a similar idea of a shirt that would say "I eat vegans for dinner", probably with a picture of a cow as well.

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      • #4
        I love the bumper sticker I bought my my brother-in-law.

        "Meat is murder....tasty, tasty murder.

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        • #5
          I've been referred to as *that sick bastard* for things like the comment I posted last week -

          *If meat is murder, is milk sexual abuse?*

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          • #6
            "Vegetarian : Old Native American word for lousy hunter"

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            • #7
              I love animals, they're delicious!
              I'm a paleo foodie, come check out my recipes: http://strangekitty.ca/

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              • #8
                Vegetarian: The worst hunter in the tribe.

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                • #9
                  There are no steaks
                  made to look and taste
                  like vegetables

                  ... too cerebral for a T-shirt?
                  You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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                  • #10
                    Years ago I was in Barrow, Alaska when there were 3 grey whales that forgot to migrate and got stuck in a small lead of open water surrounded by ice. The locals tried to cut holes with chainsaws to provide a path to freedon and open water and eventually a Soviet icebreaker came to make a clear path.

                    I got a T-shirt that I still have. On the front it says: "Save the whales." On the back: "...for dinner."

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                    • #11
                      Also years ago, I remember a bumper sticker from rural Wyoming: "Eat Beef You Bastards"

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                      • #12
                        How about, "End animals' suffering! Eat them NOW!"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by brahnamin View Post
                          *If meat is murder, is milk sexual abuse?*
                          I would buy that bumper sticker.

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                          • #14
                            I like the phrase at the bottom of my signature
                            Newcomers: If you haven't read the book, at least read this thread ... and all the links!
                            http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread17722.html

                            F/49/5'4"
                            Jan. 1, 2011: 186.6 lbs PBSW Mar. 1, 2011: 175.8 lbs
                            CW: 146.8 lbs
                            GW 140 lbs
                            A proud member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

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                            • #15
                              If God had not wanted us to eat animals why did He make them out of meat?

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