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  • #61
    Originally posted by keithpowers View Post
    There aren't enough double-jointed bisexual nymphomaniac redheads in the world. I have conclusive proof: I only have 1 of them. This is obviously a mistake on Mother Nature's part.
    I think that goes without saying.
    Your goals, minus your doubts, equals your reality.
    - Ralph Marston

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    • #62
      What's with all the hating on Bieber? She's almost as hot as those chicks from Hanson!
      Your goals, minus your doubts, equals your reality.
      - Ralph Marston

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      • #63
        Originally posted by keithpowers View Post
        Have I mentioned my wife and her last 2 girlfriends were stacked?
        BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES.

        Victory is MINE.

        I've got a great boob for you here

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
          I've got a great boob for you here

          Hot, but not my type.
          Peak weight on Standard American Diet: 316.8 lbs
          Initial Weight When Starting Primal: 275 lbs
          Current weight: 210.8 lbs
          Goal weight: 220 lbs (or less): MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by apple View Post
            This thread is way more interesting than the girly ones. Maybe because it has so far been about fashion, bitches and sex, instead of periods.

            Although not one dude has mentioned boobies yet.
            I used to be a boob guy, now i'm more an ass guy

            they tend to lose their form too easily
            Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
            Starting Weight: 294 pounds
            Current Weight: 235 pounds
            Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Agatsu View Post
              FWIW, I don't believe someone should "owe" you sex. It just always entertains me when someone tries to use a particular line of reasoning to manipulate you, and they are so indignant when you serve it right back to them. The irony is delicious.
              I remember once I was a at a bar, one woman came up to me and

              she said: Buy me a drink
              I said: erh? why?
              she said: then I'll talk to you and keep you company
              I said: but, you're talking to me now....
              she just stomped away

              I figured she only wanted a free drink. I don't buy drinks for women, ever. Unless I know them, and know they will buy me the next round.
              Sometimes you need to be told the truth in order to be able to see it.

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Sungrazer View Post

                And for all you ladies posting in this thread, do you know why? Because you are some nosy little critters who constantly get into trouble that men have to save your sorry asses from.
                haha or it's because I have very little to talk about regarding women issues. I don't discuss the gross body stuff because it's gross and I like to pretend it doesn't happen (except burping is totally funny). I don't wear make-up or use beauty products in general, I don't have big boobs to complain about, etc. I'm basically a dude with a V and a tiny waist...that likes dudes. And boobies.
                Type 1 Diabetic. Controlling blood sugar through primal life.

                2012 Goals:
                Maintain A1c of 6.0 or lower
                More dietary fat, less carbs, moderate protein
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                • #68
                  I'm still a boob guy. Death by boob is the way I want to go. But not for awhile though. Yeah you can't look down the shirt as easily on the side, perhaps this allows more of chance to see them in there glory later on that night. But a clearer view would be across form them during dinner. Although its best not to look to drive her crazier though...
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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by kenn View Post
                    I used to be a boob guy, now i'm more an ass guy

                    they tend to lose their form too easily
                    But on the bright side, when they sag lower and lower toward the waist, all the goodies are in the same area! One stop shopping.
                    Your goals, minus your doubts, equals your reality.
                    - Ralph Marston

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                    • #70
                      OK I have a question. When I walked into CrossFit Oakland the other day the first thing I heard was an instructor asking a female member to "show me your snatch". Would it have been inappropriate to have giggled like a Japanese skool gurl on acid just then?
                      Apathy is tyranny's greatest ally.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Agatsu View Post
                        But on the bright side, when they sag lower and lower toward the waist, all the goodies are in the same area! One stop shopping.
                        OMG! I knew there was a reason for gravity!
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                        Jan. 1, 2011: 186.6 lbs PBSW Mar. 1, 2011: 175.8 lbs
                        CW: 146.8 lbs
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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by keithpowers View Post
                          There aren't enough double-jointed bisexual nymphomaniac redheads in the world. I have conclusive proof: I only have 1 of them. This is obviously a mistake on Mother Nature's part.
                          Uhm, I know one.
                          Georgette

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Agatsu View Post
                            But on the bright side, when they sag lower and lower toward the waist, all the goodies are in the same area! One stop shopping.
                            no thanks lmao


                            Originally posted by KestrelSF View Post
                            OK I have a question. When I walked into CrossFit Oakland the other day the first thing I heard was an instructor asking a female member to "show me your snatch". Would it have been inappropriate to have giggled like a Japanese skool gurl on acid just then?
                            depends on how hawt the female was
                            Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                            Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                            Current Weight: 235 pounds
                            Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by KestrelSF View Post
                              OK I have a question. When I walked into CrossFit Oakland the other day the first thing I heard was an instructor asking a female member to "show me your snatch". Would it have been inappropriate to have giggled like a Japanese skool gurl on acid just then?
                              No, this is completely appropriate in a crossfit box. If we are not asking to see a good snach, we are waiting for our women to do some clean and jerks. In my opinion all women should strive to be good at cleaning and jerking.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by KestrelSF View Post
                                OK I have a question. When I walked into CrossFit Oakland the other day the first thing I heard was an instructor asking a female member to "show me your snatch". Would it have been inappropriate to have giggled like a Japanese skool gurl on acid just then?
                                My response would've been "Show me your first."
                                Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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