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  • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
    Hmmmmmm......Grok, baby boy....sometimes we lurk, sometimes we smile and say to ourselves "these guys have no idea".....and sometimes - just sometimes, we feel compelled to put our thoughts onto thread !!!!!!
    and here-eth endeth the lesson

    Lots of love
    Gwamma
    I love your style of condescension. [storing it away for later]
    my primal journal:
    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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    • I'm hoping she adopts me when the SHTF here in America.

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      • darling grok, I would adopt you in a flash - if said SHTF.... however I need to know a little teeny wee bit about you first....

        have you lost your baby teeth yet?
        do you still wet the bed?
        can you count to ten? backwards?
        can you sing the New Zealand national anthem, and pronouce the words properly?
        do you love the all blacks and would make them your friends, so as your new mother (me), could have them around to stay?
        do you have any baggage?
        and if you come and live with me and Horse(thats the nic-name of your new papa), would you do the dishes, mow the lawns, clean the bathrooms (all 6 of them), cook dinner 5 nights out of 7, feed the animals, chop the wood (depending on your age), and leave the toilet seat down ?
        "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

        ...small steps....

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        • Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
          I love your style of condescension. [storing it away for later]

          oh and wasn't trying to be condescending in any way ....at all (slyly smirks whilst typing text)
          "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

          ...small steps....

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          • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
            darling grok, I would adopt you in a flash - if said SHTF.... however I need to know a little teeny wee bit about you first....

            have you lost your baby teeth yet?
            do you still wet the bed?
            can you count to ten? backwards?
            can you sing the New Zealand national anthem, and pronouce the words properly?
            do you love the all blacks and would make them your friends, so as your new mother (me), could have them around to stay?
            do you have any baggage?
            and if you come and live with me and Horse(thats the nic-name of your new papa), would you do the dishes, mow the lawns, clean the bathrooms (all 6 of them), cook dinner 5 nights out of 7, feed the animals, chop the wood (depending on your age), and leave the toilet seat down ?
            Yes yes yes. I'm the perfect son. My cheeks are very pinchable.

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            • My little Grok baby - come to mama !!!!!!
              "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

              ...small steps....

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              • hehe ok, I need to work on the NZ national anthem.

                Trying to find one with lyrics...

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                • [QUOTE=Grok;988077]hehe ok, I need to work on the NZ national anthem.

                  Trying to find one with lyrics...

                  New Zealand National Anthem Lyrics


                  God of nations! at Thy feet

                  In the bonds of love we meet,

                  Hear our voices, we entreat,

                  God defend our Free Land.

                  Guard Pacific's triple star,

                  From the shafts of strife and war,

                  Make her praises heard afar,

                  God defend New Zealand

                  E Ihoa Atua,

                  O nga Iwi Matoura,

                  Ata whaka rongona;

                  Me aroha noa.

                  Kia hua ko te pai;

                  Kia tau to atawhai;

                  Manaakitia mai

                  Aotearoa


                  now get yourself a wee guitar, and sing at the top of your wee voice. Nothing quite like a wee preschooler, hand on heart singing our national anthem !!!!!!!!

                  and I so hope you DO NOT wet the bed LOL
                  "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                  ...small steps....

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                  • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                    and I so hope you DO NOT wet the bed LOL
                    Yeah, it took me some years, but I finally figured out how to control that. However now I have a shy bladder and I can't urinate in a public restroom.

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                    • Originally posted by Grok View Post
                      hehe ok, I need to work on the NZ national anthem.
                      What? Have you not heard it ad naseum at every Olympics?

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                      • Originally posted by Rojo View Post
                        What? Have you not heard it ad naseum at every Olympics?
                        I didn't watch the Olympics this year because I cut-off my TV since it's mostly just state and corporate propaganda.

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                        • If you will excuse me, I need to go read the Kiwi thread now, so I can catch up on what my fellow Kiwi primals are up to.

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                          • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                            E Ihoa Atua,

                            O nga Iwi Matoura,

                            Ata whaka rongona;

                            Me aroha noa.

                            Kia hua ko te pai;

                            Kia tau to atawhai;

                            Manaakitia mai

                            Aotearoa
                            What does this mean?

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                            • That my darling baby boy means
                              thou shalt not soil the bed
                              thou shalt not throw all your toys out of the cot
                              thou shalt not spill Mamas wine when you pour it for her
                              thou shalt not make any noise when Mama has a hang over
                              thou shalt not eat all of Mamas grass fed beef and lamb
                              thou shalt not become a petrol head when you are old enough to drive......
                              and the last line says New Zealand !!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                              ...small steps....

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                              • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                                That my darling baby boy means
                                thou shalt not soil the bed
                                thou shalt not throw all your toys out of the cot
                                thou shalt not spill Mamas wine when you pour it for her
                                thou shalt not make any noise when Mama has a hang over
                                thou shalt not eat all of Mamas grass fed beef and lamb
                                thou shalt not become a petrol head when you are old enough to drive......
                                and the last line says New Zealand !!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                That part actually makes sense.

                                The first part was all about God and protectionism and nationalism and collectivism and a bunch of crazy nonsense like that.

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