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  • #31
    Mmmmmmmmen, tasty, tasty men . . . . I like men.

    Funny, I was just gonna run out to have this sketch framed.

    Buy house, Demolish house, Build house.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
      lol this thread is about more than "emotions"... tfarny already got the ball rolling with stupid skinny jeans. Anything is fair game!
      wtf is with painting fingernails? i don't get that sh*t at all...women who do that with their young sons and think oh well it's just playful it has no impact whatsoever.....right.......lol

      I've noticed more and more guys doing it, and not just the Emo/Scene/Gothic kids, I've seen some preps do it, and a lot of "skaters" do it here. I don't understand emo/goth culture at all. It's like oh woe is me and pity my emotions little crybabies.

      I don't get stick models either, they look like they're going to break, too many gay men in fashion who keep picking androgynous models for everything imho.
      Last edited by kenn; 05-03-2011, 12:15 PM.
      Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
      Starting Weight: 294 pounds
      Current Weight: 235 pounds
      Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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      • #33
        This thread is great! Lovin' it already.

        Skinny jeans only work for little girls, supermodels and your Bieber wannabes.
        Georgette

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        • #34
          Oh god if I ever see school boys painting their fingernails (outside of goths, I guess) I am going to run for president.

          Not because I want to president, mind you, but because I have 3 laws I want to institute:
          1. No fingernail painting for boys until 16 yrs old and smart enough to make "life choices"
          2. Steak every day for growing students in the lunch room
          3. Nudity on cable television is legal

          edit:
          3.1. Skinny jeans are only used for men if it's for a burial
          Last edited by Rivvin; 05-03-2011, 12:19 PM.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by tfarny View Post
            OK - what the hell are "skinny jeans" all about - after doing squats on SS for literally 3 months, I could not get my thighs into "skinny jeans" and I tried twice. Are they purely for the skinny homosexual in a sweater and old hat look (not hating, just describing)? If so, why are they the most common kind of jeans in the store? Are useful leg muscles frowned upon by ladies?

            Also - I know it's great not to fart much anymore, and not to stink up the bathroom, but don't you miss it a little bit? I'm slightly nostalgic for my farts....
            Dude, these aren't just guy problems. At least men have fashionable pant options that aren't skinny jeans. At this point, I can barely squish my thighs into my jeans, but the waist is huge on me. I think that useful leg muscles are just frowned upon by fashion, period.

            Oh yeah, and I still fart like a champ. Are you eating enough cruciferous vegetables?
            The Primal Holla! Eating fat. Getting lean. Being awesome.

            You were sick, but now you're well, and there's work to do. - Kilgore Trout

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            • #36
              Originally posted by geostump View Post
              riv, in regards to what you overheard at crossfit, i have a feeling that some, a tiny amount of that may be true for some men but not all. Most of the men i know, spouse included, find a woman sexiest in sweats, hair a mess; they also like a woman who can use a hammer without assistance and who can help work on cars and isn't afraid to get dirty or break a nail. Basically most of the men i know like low maintenance chicks as my husband says. He does also appreciate it when i look nice but that doesn't have to be how it always is.

              Now back to the grunting, already in progress.
              x2
              Health is Wealth!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by theholla View Post
                Oh yeah, and I still fart like a champ. Are you eating enough cruciferous vegetables?
                I like a good dutch oven on the old man now and again. Keeps things fun. I get him more than he gets me
                Georgette

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
                  Maybe I should have made the thread more manly and brought up a discussion for the primal uses of Catfish Stink Bait - Liquid ASS






                  You, sir, need some good whey protein. That stuff will have your trumpet blowing like no tomorrow. I always make sure I don't take any protein before any major events just to be sure I won't be in pain all night squeezing my ass together like a trash compactor.

                  Also, next time you go out look at the average dude. The skinny "bieber" look is in right now. I can't even get skinny jeans past my knees and I felt ashamed of myself for even trying to put a pair on.
                  Don't be ashamed...dudes in skinny jeans look gay! Justin Bieber is gay!
                  Health is Wealth!

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                  • #39
                    skinny jeans are for vegans...duh
                    MTA: because it is rare I dont have more to say

                    "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - my daughter Age 7

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                    • #40
                      One change that I made a while back in dating is that I now avoid sitting across a table from a date. At some point, I realized the every date where I had gone out and bought dinner and sat across the table from them didn't go anywhere. Eventually, when I've dated someone for a while I'll do a table date, but never right away. Part of it is that a table install a natural barrier to communication and conversation. This side is mine and that side is yours.

                      I'll meet for a drink or tea or something or find something interesting to do and usually it doesn't cost all that much.
                      http://www.facebook.com/daemonized

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by eelnus View Post
                        So you have good job?
                        Great idea for a contact ad: "Have good job. Need good woman."
                        Norak's Primal Journal:
                        2010-07-23: ~255lbs, ~40.0"
                        2011-11-03: ~230lbs, ~35.5"
                        2011-12-07: ~220lbs, ~34.0"

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Daemonized View Post
                          One change that I made a while back in dating is that I now avoid sitting across a table from a date. At some point, I realized the every date where I had gone out and bought dinner and sat across the table from them didn't go anywhere. Eventually, when I've dated someone for a while I'll do a table date, but never right away. Part of it is that a table install a natural barrier to communication and conversation. This side is mine and that side is yours.

                          I'll meet for a drink or tea or something or find something interesting to do and usually it doesn't cost all that much.
                          I've never thought of this, usually taking a girl out for dinner is like my easy go-to. Now you've raised the bar, you asshole, I'm going to actually have to do work.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Daemonized View Post
                            One change that I made a while back in dating is that I now avoid sitting across a table from a date. At some point, I realized the every date where I had gone out and bought dinner and sat across the table from them didn't go anywhere. Eventually, when I've dated someone for a while I'll do a table date, but never right away. Part of it is that a table install a natural barrier to communication and conversation. This side is mine and that side is yours.

                            I'll meet for a drink or tea or something or find something interesting to do and usually it doesn't cost all that much.
                            Good plan. Plus people tend to be more open and honest when they are not face to face. Its more comfortable.

                            sorry. GRUNT
                            MTA: because it is rare I dont have more to say

                            "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - my daughter Age 7

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                            • #44
                              It is always funny to hear how women like the ones you speak of would get so offended if you suggested that after spending money lavishing them with gifts and the finer things, that they owe you sex. It's the same logic applied. I did all this for YOU, now you owe me something in return.
                              FWIW, I don't believe someone should "owe" you sex. It just always entertains me when someone tries to use a particular line of reasoning to manipulate you, and they are so indignant when you serve it right back to them. The irony is delicious.
                              Your goals, minus your doubts, equals your reality.
                              - Ralph Marston

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Daemonized View Post
                                One change that I made a while back in dating is that I now avoid sitting across a table from a date. At some point, I realized the every date where I had gone out and bought dinner and sat across the table from them didn't go anywhere. Eventually, when I've dated someone for a while I'll do a table date, but never right away. Part of it is that a table install a natural barrier to communication and conversation. This side is mine and that side is yours.

                                I'll meet for a drink or tea or something or find something interesting to do and usually it doesn't cost all that much.
                                And if they come back to your place after drinks late at night, just strip naked and when they ask "what are you doing"; just reply "well what did you think was going to happen" saves a lot of discussion and gets down to business quickly.
                                Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                                Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                                Current Weight: 235 pounds
                                Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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