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  • #16
    Sorry Rivven, the other ladies and I will take our estrogen off to the side now and let you guys discuss manly things unmolested.

    "Men above and men below and men down in the galley (and one guy we call Sally). Men, Men, Men, Men.........................."

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    • #17
      Originally posted by runnergal View Post
      Does anyone really think Riv is disappointed that his thread is mostly populated by ladies?
      Nah, maybe if you guys keep it bumped long enough the dudes will get home from work and come turn this thread into a backslapping, chest thumping thread of awesome. I sit in front of a computer at work so I am spoiled by this fact.

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      • #18
        GRUNT GRUNT. MEN ROCK. GRUNT

        (its the best I can do)
        MTA: because it is rare I dont have more to say

        "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - my daughter Age 7

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        • #19
          "Grok Smash! Get WOMAN! Get sex. Get food. Grok sleep. Catch mammoth next day." ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*SNXXXX*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
            Nah, maybe if you guys keep it bumped long enough the dudes will get home from work and come turn this thread into a backslapping, chest thumping thread of awesome. I sit in front of a computer at work so I am spoiled by this fact.
            So you have good job?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by eelnus View Post
              So you have good job?
              Yeah but I weigh like 300lbs and smell like cheese. Old cheese.

              edit: and i've been staring at you across the room for like 45 minutes while doing curls

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              • #22
                Do your balls hang low?
                Can you swing them to and fro?
                Can you tie them in a knot?
                Can you tie them in a bow...?

                If not, maybe primal can help........ tee hee ... yes I'm immature for my age.
                Newcomers: If you haven't read the book, at least read this thread ... and all the links!
                http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread17722.html

                F/49/5'4"
                Jan. 1, 2011: 186.6 lbs PBSW Mar. 1, 2011: 175.8 lbs
                CW: 146.8 lbs
                GW 140 lbs
                A proud member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

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                • #23
                  Riv, in regards to what you overheard at CrossFit, I have a feeling that some, a tiny amount of that may be true for some men but not all. Most of the men I know, spouse included, find a woman sexiest in sweats, hair a mess; they also like a woman who can use a hammer without assistance and who can help work on cars and isn't afraid to get dirty or break a nail. Basically most of the men I know like low maintenance chicks as my husband says. He does also appreciate it when I look nice but that doesn't have to be how it always is.

                  Now back to the grunting, already in progress.
                  Georgette

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                  • #24
                    haha, your thread is like bait for women lolz
                    Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                    Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                    Current Weight: 235 pounds
                    Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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                    • #25
                      OK - what the hell are "skinny jeans" all about - after doing squats on SS for literally 3 months, I could not get my thighs into "skinny jeans" and I tried twice. Are they purely for the skinny homosexual in a sweater and old hat look (not hating, just describing)? If so, why are they the most common kind of jeans in the store? Are useful leg muscles frowned upon by ladies?

                      Also - I know it's great not to fart much anymore, and not to stink up the bathroom, but don't you miss it a little bit? I'm slightly nostalgic for my farts....
                      If you are new to the PB - please ignore ALL of this stuff, until you've read the book, or at least http://www.marksdailyapple.com/primal-blueprint-101/ and this (personal fave): http://www.archevore.com/get-started/

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by kenn View Post
                        haha, your thread is like bait for women lolz
                        Maybe I should have made the thread more manly and brought up a discussion for the primal uses of Catfish Stink Bait - Liquid ASS



                        Originally posted by tfarny View Post
                        OK - what the hell are "skinny jeans" all about - after doing squats on SS for literally 3 months, I could not get my thighs into "skinny jeans" and I tried twice. Are they purely for the skinny homosexual in a sweater and old hat look (not hating, just describing)? If so, why are they the most common kind of jeans in the store? Are useful leg muscles frowned upon by ladies?

                        Also - I know it's great not to fart much anymore, and not to stink up the bathroom, but don't you miss it a little bit? I'm slightly nostalgic for my farts....


                        You, sir, need some good whey protein. That stuff will have your trumpet blowing like no tomorrow. I always make sure I don't take any protein before any major events just to be sure I won't be in pain all night squeezing my ass together like a trash compactor.

                        Also, next time you go out look at the average dude. The skinny "bieber" look is in right now. I can't even get skinny jeans past my knees and I felt ashamed of myself for even trying to put a pair on.
                        Last edited by Rivvin; 05-03-2011, 12:03 PM.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
                          A woman at my crossfit box claims that women deserve to have money lavishly spent on them because of how much effort it takes for them to look pretty and how much it costs for them to look nice. Apparently, the big perk for us guys is that we get to use them as arm candy. I was pretty taken aback by this, but then the other ladies in the gym joined the conversation in agreement! The unfortunate thing is this isn't the only time I've heard females make this claim! So now... a rant:

                          Ladies... I don't care if you spend 5 days a week in the gym and spend half your life savings on makeups and clothes to look pretty for me. If you touch me sometimes and maybe make me a meal once awhile, I don't freaking care how you look as long as people don't mistake you for a homeless hooker edit: on second thought, there are times this might be okay. !
                          As a person of the female persuasion I think that women who believe this deserve the men they wind up with. On the flip side, guys who expect a woman to be perfectly coiffed/manicured/dressed all times deserve the women they wind up with. Then again, I work in a lab and rarely wear makeup or bother with anything nicer than jeans and a fitted tee during the week.

                          This thread cracks me up otherwise. Keep it up, I need more distractions from all the things I'm supposed to be doing
                          Peace. Love. Steak.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
                            Maybe I should have made the thread more manly and brought up a discussion for the primal uses of Catfish Stink Bait - Liquid ASS
                            the forum is 2/3 women and guys don't talk about their emotions, so....lol
                            Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                            Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                            Current Weight: 235 pounds
                            Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by kenn View Post
                              the forum is 2/3 women and guys don't talk about their emotions, so....lol
                              lol this thread is about more than "emotions"... tfarny already got the ball rolling with stupid skinny jeans. Anything is fair game!

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                              • #30
                                Metrosexual clothing is a crime. like hipster attire. Justin Bieber is a guy right? Its hard to tell nowadays with the gangly lean look that is popular. I think to discourage women from posting in this thread, there should be a posting requirement. Revealing clothes of themselves which we will sort of promise not to fap to. ;-) This will hopefully comically backfire too...

                                http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...l4_291x600.jpg

                                fap fap. lol....
                                My journal where I attempt to overcome Chrohns and make good food as well

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