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  • eScienceCommons: Sorting truth from false memories

    I guess this explains why I remember lifting the front end of a car at 7 years old. My uncle (same age as me) was there and he remembers it too. I never bragged to him.
    Brag of the day: I was an awesome kid. I started walking at 7 months, was grabbing things at birth (just read my baby book, apparently I grabbed my father's hand when he cut my umbilical cord) and I survived what the doctor described as a "fatal birth". Shows him. I'm a survivor.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    • Originally posted by strom View Post
      Teabagged or dick slapped to the face? What do women prefer?

      Boner photobombs.

      boner - This is Photobomb
      The first one made my day. Thanks Strom!
      Georgette

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      • Being teabagged made your day?
        My journal where I attempt to overcome Chrohns and make good food as well

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        • Originally posted by strom View Post
          Being teabagged made your day?
          <shrug> It always cheers me up.
          ~Sandy

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          • Originally posted by Rosegin View Post
            <shrug> It always cheers me up.
            Really? Damn.
            People too weak to follow their own dreams will always try to discourage others.

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            • Originally posted by geostump View Post
              The first one made my day. Thanks Strom!
              Never been teabagged or dick slapped. I think I'm missing out on something lol
              Georgette

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              • Ask your husband it could be romantic.

                Today I saw what George Lucas looks like now. He looks like he could be the brother of Hector Hammond from the Green Lantern movie. Bloated neck, terrifying to look at, yellow eyes.
                My journal where I attempt to overcome Chrohns and make good food as well

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                • Originally posted by strom View Post
                  Ask your husband it could be romantic.
                  ROTLMAO!!! Considering how it is with him now, that won't happen. I could tell you how it would start, end and everything in between.
                  Georgette

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                  • Originally posted by geostump View Post
                    ROTLMAO!!! Considering how it is with him now, that won't happen. I could tell you how it would start, end and everything in between.
                    Tease him for a week. If he's not ready to be rough after that then he's either gay or a pedophile.
                    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                    • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                      Tease him for a week. If he's not ready to be rough after that then he's either gay or a pedophile.
                      In which case you can tease him by pretending to be Alex.

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                      • *Clears throat*
                        Do your balls hang low?
                        Do they wobble to and fro?
                        Can you tie them in a knot?
                        Can you tie them in a bow?
                        Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
                        like a continental soldier?
                        Do your balls hang low?

                        Do your balls hang high?
                        Do they reach up to the sky?
                        Do they droop when they are wet?
                        Do they stiffen when they're dry?
                        Can you semaphore your neighbour
                        with a minimum of labour?
                        Do your balls hang high?

                        Do your balls flip-flop?
                        Can you use them for a mop?
                        Are they stringy at the bottom?
                        Are they curly at the top?
                        Can you use them for a swatter?
                        Can you use them for a blotter?
                        Do your balls flip-flop?

                        Do your balls hang out?
                        Can you waggle them about?
                        Can you flip them up and down
                        as you fly around the town?
                        Can you shut them up for sure
                        when you see an awful whore?
                        Do your balls hang out?
                        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                        My Latest Journal

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                        • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                          Tease him for a week. If he's not ready to be rough after that then he's either gay or a pedophile.
                          Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                          Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                          Current Weight: 235 pounds
                          Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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                          • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                            *Clears throat*
                            Do your balls hang low?
                            Do they wobble to and fro?
                            Can you tie them in a knot?
                            Can you tie them in a bow?
                            Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
                            like a continental soldier?
                            Do your balls hang low?
                            I love you LOL
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                            • Originally posted by IcarianVX View Post
                              Really? Damn.
                              My husband and I have a strange relationship. lol
                              ~Sandy

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                              • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                                Tease him for a week. If he's not ready to be rough after that then he's either gay or a pedophile.
                                I don't even tease anymore. I don't how to do that anymore. I don't think I care anymore to be honest.
                                Georgette

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