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  • Her gums are eating her teeth .
    My journal where I attempt to overcome Chrohns and make good food as well

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    • Originally posted by strom View Post
      Her gums are eating her teeth .
      that's a self-picture of the poster
      Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
      Starting Weight: 294 pounds
      Current Weight: 235 pounds
      Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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      • Originally posted by kenn View Post
        that's a self-picture of the poster

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          • Men Are Just Happier People –
            ===================

            What do you expect from such simple creatures?

            Your last name stays put.

            No worries over that "Time of the Month"

            The garage is all yours.

            Wedding plans take care of themselves.

            Chocolate is just another snack.

            You can be President.

            You can never get pregnant.

            You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

            You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

            Car mechanics tell you the truth.

            The world is your urinal.

            You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

            You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

            Same work, more pay.

            Wrinkles add character.

            Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

            People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

            New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

            One mood all the time.

            Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

            You know stuff about tanks.

            A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

            You can open all your own jars.

            You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

            If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.

            Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

            Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

            You almost never have strap problems in public.

            You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

            Everything on your face stays its original color.

            The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

            You only have to shave your face and neck.

            You can play with toys all your life.

            One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

            You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

            You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

            You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

            You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

            No wonder men are happier.

            Send this to the women who can handle it

            And to the men who will enjoy reading it.

            Orgasm easily.

            ___________________________________

            PS) Why women are envious of men.

            Grizz
            Last edited by Grizz; 06-09-2011, 01:31 PM.

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            • It all comes down to Penis Envy. ;-)
              My journal where I attempt to overcome Chrohns and make good food as well

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              • Originally posted by Grizz View Post
                Men Are Just Happier People –
                ===================

                What do you expect from such simple creatures?

                Your last name stays put.

                No worries over that "Time of the Month"

                The garage is all yours.

                Wedding plans take care of themselves.

                Chocolate is just another snack.

                You can be President.

                You can never get pregnant.

                You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

                You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

                Car mechanics tell you the truth.

                The world is your urinal.

                You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

                You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

                Same work, more pay.

                Wrinkles add character.

                Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

                People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

                New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

                One mood all the time.

                Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

                You know stuff about tanks.

                A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

                You can open all your own jars.

                You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

                If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.

                Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

                Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

                You almost never have strap problems in public.

                You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

                Everything on your face stays its original color.

                The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

                You only have to shave your face and neck.

                You can play with toys all your life.

                One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

                You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

                You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

                You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

                You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

                No wonder men are happier.

                Send this to the women who can handle it

                And to the men who will enjoy reading it.

                Orgasm easily.

                ___________________________________

                PS) Why women are envious of men.

                Grizz
                If I had the time, I could truly dissect that entire post.
                Georgette

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                • Originally posted by geostump View Post
                  If I had the time, I could truly dissect that entire post.
                  Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                  Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                  Current Weight: 235 pounds
                  Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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                  • Originally posted by kenn View Post
                    does that man have a big penis?

                    Can't be cocky if you have a small penis and can't bring it in the sack...

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                    • Originally posted by atestforecho View Post
                      does that man have a big penis?

                      Can't be cocky if you have a small penis and can't bring it in the sack...
                      Cockiness has very little to do with actual cocks.
                      You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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                      • Originally posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
                        Cockiness has very little to do with actual cocks.
                        that may be true... I prefer the literal and not the figurative

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                        • Originally posted by kenn View Post
                          You forgot fuscia
                          Georgette

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                          • Originally posted by atestforecho View Post
                            Can't be cocky if you have a small penis and can't bring it in the sack...
                            The four ways a woman will insult a man:

                            1) Penis size
                            2) Question his masculinity
                            3) Insult his mother (or insinuate having issues with the mother)
                            4) Attack past relationships (or lack thereof)

                            Congratulations, you filled two in one sentence. Please register for Creativity 101.
                            Are you a college student, trying to navigate college while being Primal? Do you know any other PB college students on a tight budget? Heck, for that matter, are YOU trying to live Primal on a budget? Enroll at Primal University!

                            For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either.
                            -- Blaise Pascal

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                            • Robbing liquor stores. Manly.

                              Because it's stupid.

                              Looting retirement funds. Weak.

                              But smart.

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                              • Originally posted by DarthFriendly View Post
                                Robbing liquor stores. Manly.

                                Because it's stupid.

                                Looting retirement funds. Weak.

                                But smart.
                                Madoff be praised
                                Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
                                Starting Weight: 294 pounds
                                Current Weight: 235 pounds
                                Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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